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Harrison Ford Confirms Indiana Jones IV Production

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the you-call-him-doctor-jones dept.

phoric writes "According to TheIndyExperience.com, Harrison Ford has confirmed that his role in the much-rumored production of another Indiana Jones sequel is indeed true. However, he admits that future sequels may feature a younger actor, similar to the James Bond series post-Connery."

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  1. Yes but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Does Harrison Ford run Linsux?

  2. In Korea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    In Korea only old people like Harrison Ford! Just like in Britain, America, Australia, Canada, France...

  3. In Soviet Russia by myukew · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Snakes don't eat people, people eat snakes!

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  4. In other news by p0 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ... Netcraft confirms that Harrison Ford is dead.

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  5. Suggestion for New Indiana Jones Plot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Here is my suggestion for the plot in the next sequel of Indiana Jones.

    World War II has ended. The year is 1951, and the Chinese have invaded Tibet, killing hundreds of thousands of women and children.

    The movie starts with a close-up shot of a Chinese soldier shoving his boot into the mouth of a 7-year-old Tibetan as the child lies face up to the ceiling. The child's face is speckled with the blood of his mother, who was just raped and killed by the soldier. A Chinese captain walks by the child and shoots a bullet between the kid's eyes. Then, the camera fades and re-focuses on an older Indiana Jones, perusing some ancient Buddhist texts.

    Ultimately, Indiana Jones accepts a mission to rescue an ancient relic in the Tibetan mountains.

    This plot is topical because the Chinese are brutally occupying Tibet even today. Further, Harrison Ford is a Buddhist, and this plot would be right up his alley.

  6. Re:A younger disciple, like, maybe, his son? by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    No that would be shitty feminist tripe.
    Even if she got her tits out?

    Actually, wouldn't it pretty much be W^HTomb Raider?

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