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broKenfoLd writes "In an earlier post, we looked at the future of Matrix-esque control over computers. In that article, monkeys got to play the games. Today at UW in Madison, WI, it's the humans who are playing video games just by thinking about it. While this is cool for us power gamers, it has many more impressive applications, including limb replacement."
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Soon old Korean people will be reading their email by thinking about it. I'm sorry, I had to. Cheers, Ryan
Hurricane Ivan: A 17th century prison collapsed. All of the inmates escaped.
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It was September 11th, 2001. CmdrTaco, Slashdot, Linux and various
other mossad organizations had gathered in New York City to reap the
seeds they had sown so very long ago. For nine long years Taco and
his partner CowboyNeal had worked long and hard to strike at the very
heart of the gentile empire; the WTC towers.
Taco walked into the large skyscraper where numerous other Jews had
gathered to watch the momentous event. Nick Berg had already set his
camcorder up on a tripod to get it all on video. Even Ariel Sharon
himself had flown out to the States to celebrate the victory of Zion
over then subhuman gentiles. Taco grabbed a piece of unleavened bread
from the serving tray of a passing waiter. He took a bite out of it,
staring at the two giant ugly steel and concrete monoliths. Two
rectangular hives filled to the brim with hundreds of thousands of
disgusting gentiles of every sort. Swarming about like bees at the
behest of their gentile taskmasters, every single of them dedicated to
the complete and utter destruction of Israel and the Zionist way of
life. The Jews may control the media, banks and government and
poisoned the organizations by making them unimaginably ineffective,
but the world of electronics was yet to be under the iron heel of
Zion. That is why the mossad had their most talented agent, Linus
Torvalds develop Linux, which was designed to bogged down in a myriad
of glitches, security issues and open source itself, which guaranteed
that any program developed under it was to be a dismal failure. While
Linux was yet to topple Windows, Taco had gathered a large amount of
followers under his vast Zionist propaganda front, Slashdot. Slashdot
would be instrumental in fooling the gentile sheep into believing that
Arabs would be the culprits of the impending attacks.
Taco's thoughts were interrupted by the cheers of Nick Berg, who had
just been informed by way of his cell phone that the hijackers had
taken control of the planes. "Soon," said Berg, "the damned niggers
and their nigger kin shall be wiped out at the hands of our slaves,
the United States government!"
"Exactly," replied Sharon. "For far too long have we allowed the
gentiles to exist as our slaves. Now, the Great Journey begins.
Soon, the gentile races of the earth shall be consumed in a conflict
like no other. The forces of Zion shall bide their time and wait
until only a handful of Gentiles are left. Then we shall destroy
them, creating a JEW ONLY WORLD!"
At that moment, several waiters carted out two giant multileveled
cakes shaped like the WTC towers. The towers had been replicated
perfectly. Every window, steel beam and brick had been recreated in
easily digested cake. One of the waiters pulled out a knife in the
shape of a Boeing and handed it to Taco. "To the Jew only world!"
shouted Taco as his knife plunged into the cake and a Boeing plunged
into the WTC. The numerous Juden gathered in the skyscraper quickly
turned around to view the monumental destruction they had caused.
Taco nearly moaned with orgasmic pleasure as the first tower belched
thick plumes of smoke. He completely lost control of himself as he
ripped off his pants and began to furiously masturbate at the flaming
WTC. Taco pumped his unnaturally small dong until he ejaculated all
over the carpet. Taco's mind expanding orgasm rendered him almost
unconscious. As he collected himself, he looked around to see the
carpet almost blanketed in a thick layer of cum. Not from his
ejaculation alone, for everyone from Sharon to Joe Liberman had
throttled his meat stick at the sight of the WTC exploding before
their very eyes.
Taco let out a small scream as a menorah slipped up his anus.
It was a 9/11 to remember.
LEMONJELLO