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U.S. Cybersecurity Report Available

Posted by michael on from the batten-down-the-firewalls dept.

Kaelem writes "Kevin Rose put up a copy of the report Cybersecurity for the Homeland (pdf), due to be released tomorrow. It talks about some interesting things, like expanding the US-CERT website as well as funding for colleges to develop cybersecurity curriculum."

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  1. Which department? by wcitechnologies · · Score: 5, Funny

    More like from the U.S. Depeartment Of We're Not Going To Tell You Anything You Didn't Already Know About Security

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    1. Re:Which department? by shufler · · Score: 2, Funny

      How would you pronounce "WNGTTYAYDAKAS"?

      "Wingtittyaydakas", obviously.

    2. Re:Which department? by neuro.slug · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought it was pronounced "Homeland Security"...

      I guess I'd better brush up with my Hooked On Phonics tapes.

    3. Re:Which department? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Safe computing is like safe sex - you tell everyone else to do it, but when it's your turn you do what's easy and feels good.

  2. Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 59 by R.Caley · · Score: 1, Funny

    But for how long?

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  3. Released by... by kataflok · · Score: 2, Funny

    the U.S. department of oxymorons...

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  4. Re: ...due to be released tomorrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Incompetence of the sort that can't spell the word?