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Private Spaceflight Law Passes Senate

Posted by samzenpus on from the major-tom dept.

Neil Halelamien writes "HR 5382, the commercial spaceflight bill which has been previously mentioned on Slashdot, has been passed by Congress at the last minute (almost literally). The bill had previously been stalled several times due to disagreements about how much the FAA should regulate crew and passenger safety. It's now headed to the White House to be signed into law. Under this legislation, the FAA's role until 2012 will be to protect the uninvolved public on the ground, and allow passengers to ride as long as they've been properly informed of the related dangers. Also, the FAA will be able to regulate certain aspects of the vehicles if they prove to be dangerous."

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  1. Wel... by tarunthegreat2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our legislation-passing White House overlords...oh...wait.

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  2. Space Traffic Control by frugle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Has anyone yet decided who is to oversee "air traffic control" once you pass out of the air and into space? Will each country be responsible for their own spacespace - and will a strike by the space trafic controllers of one particular country cause you to orbit in a holding pattern for 3 days?

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  3. FAA's contribution to spaceflight... by lottameez · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please put the tab into the buckle, and pull snug across your waist. Your seat may be used as a flotation device. No smoking in the lavatory.

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    1. Re:FAA's contribution to spaceflight... by TehHustler · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Excuse me, yes, you, over here please. Did you say place the small metal flap into the buckle... or, place the buckle over and around the small metal flap?" (c) George Carlin.

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    2. Re:FAA's contribution to spaceflight... by VendettaMF · · Score: 3, Funny

      "In the event of a water landing seat cushions are property of Scaled Composites and must not be removed from the craft." (Plagiarised from The Tick)

      or

      "In the event of craft failure you will all die near instantaneously, except for the unlucky few who may live long enough to burn up, asphyxiate or splatter. This message has been brought to you by the FAA and the 'We-are-so-glad-no-ones-ever-listened-to-this-or-a ny-other-take-off-message-ever-spaceways-corporati on'".

      I'd still really like to see the "Emergency action instructions card from the seat pocket of Spaceship One though. "In the event of an uncontrolled roll all passengers and cargo should attempt to rotate themselves in the same direction as the crafts roll" with appropriate big red arrow diagrams.

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  4. passed at the last minute by hool5400 · · Score: 4, Funny

    passed by Congress at the last minute (almost literally).

    Passing a bill literally? Sounds painful.

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  5. Re:Wrong paradigm by fenix+down · · Score: 4, Funny

    The first marriage will be a gay marriage. Then the Republicans on board will stage a mutiny, lock everybody else in the laundry room and then run the ship aground on a Direct TV satellite. Then we'll have legends about the Gay Republican Ghostship that hovers over Guatemala and swoops down to kidnap small children who don't do what their mothers tell them.

    Well, we will.