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Patently Silly Blog

Posted by michael on from the can't-make-it-up dept.

clonebarkins writes "The Patently Silly blog takes a humorous look at ridiculous (and, in some cases, rather uncomfortable) patents, using limericks, haikus, and Dr. Seuss-style rhymes to explain functions covered by the patent. Examples of patents parodied: Post-Mortem Reconstitution Of Circulation (6824389), Gene Related To Migraine In Man (6825332), and the anus-delving Micro Robot (6824508). Links to details about each patent are available for the genuinely curious."

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  1. Except for a few... by sconeu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While they may be silly, they're not dumb.

    The exceptions (that I saw) were the Migraine Gene and the Transgenic Pig.

    All the others (that I saw) were actual inventions. Dumb or silly in some cases, but actual inventions.

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    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  2. Re:silly, and dumb by lothar97 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The helicopter was invented in 2002? How is this thing different than a dozen other flying machines with properllers? The patent is again too vague to differentiate from previous art.

    No, it's actually called an orincopter. It is actually different than other helicopters, which require some sort of counterbalancing torque. Otherwise the helicopter just spins around out of control. Most helicopters have the sideways propeller in the rear (which consume 5-10% of total power per http://www.fmp.lr.tudelft.nl/showarticle.php?artic le=30), and others, like the Chinook, have two separated top blades that rotate in opposite directions.

    This guy's "orincopter" invention is not too vague- it's just in patentese. I speak patentese (IAAL), and this was a horribly drafted patent. It utilizes terms that are not defined anywhere else (such as orincopter), and do not define them in the patent itself- poor patent drafting IMHO. You want all non-common terms defined within a patent itself. The patent, although confusing, does describe the invention.

    That said, the orincopter stabilizes its flight by both spinning the propellers for lift, and also flapping the propellers for stabilization. It's kind of based upon how birds/dragonflies flap their wings. And before people start crying "you cannot patent natural things like gravity," this guy has a patent for a mechanical invention that performs this. That is something patentable.

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  3. Patently Grateful by damnwright · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're most welcome.

    Thanks for the link SlashDot! I was wondering why my traffic shot up over the last few days!

    Daniel Wright
    www.patentlysilly.com