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When Malware Authors Combine Efforts

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the you-don't-like-your-data-anyway dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Spammers, Hackers and virus writers are all teaming up according to some russian security researchers. This means that they reckon that weaknesses will be exploited in a matter of hours of being announced, rather thant the weeks and months that we're seeing now. Scary stuff."

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  1. How many times do I have to tell you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get a firewall, block all inbound and outbound traffic, unplug your ethernet cable and shut off your computer. It's that easy to protect yourself.

    1. Re:How many times do I have to tell you? by forrestt · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you can probably even skip the first couple steps.

  2. I'll from the head! by identity0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hacker: I'll form the head!

    Scammer: I'll form the heart!

    Pornographer: I'll form the right hand!

    Spammer: I'll form the crotch!

    All: Together, we are - ASSHOLETRON!

    (catchy theme music here)

    1. Re:I'll from the head! by NardofDoom · · Score: 4, Funny
      It's like Captain Planet, only worse. And evil.

      "Captain Spam-it, he's our hero. Gonna make your compuer divide by zero!"

      --
      You have two hands and one brain, so always code twice as much as you think!
  3. Re:No big deal by kevin_conaway · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm trying to come up with a clever joke to poke fun at your grammar and spelling but I think I'll let your post speak for itself.

  4. Microsoft should.... by Himring · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft should use the business model that's brought them where they are today, create a "virus" department in Redmond and beat these guys at their own game.

    I can see it now: Active Virus (TM)

    1. Make OS.
    2. Build-in holes.
    3. Release patches.
    4. Create virus.
    5. Still profit!

    --
    "All great things are simple & expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Churchill
  5. Re:Anonymity is part of the problem by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's a shame, but it seems some people are malicious in proportion to their anonymity.

    ...And this was posted by an Anonymous Coward. Am I the only person to see the irony here?