Metered HTTP Proxy?
Jon asks: "My brother-in-law has three teenage daughters. The only thing that he has to hold over their head is being online. I am trying to find him an HTTP proxy server that has metering built in. I started with Squid which has the authentication stuff in it but we would like something where we could allocate minutes, like some of the WiFi stuff you encounter at a hot spot."
This post wins. Jon's best bet is to tell his brother in law to go sodomize himself, and maybe bring up that there are better things to do with your life than finding new ways to screw your kids and make their lives miserable in fun new ways. His bro wouldn't be too happy about hearing this (which will likely be taken out on the kids soon-after), but it beats being an accessory to all this.
I am NOT a number! I am a - oh wait, I'm number 761710. Look! 761710!