Cell Phones In The Air?
jumbledInTheHead writes "Are you ever annoyed when someone near you talks unnecessarily loud on their cell phone? Or even worse, when it is in a tight, enclosed space and you can't walk away? The problem is about to get worse the next time you take a flight; the FAA is considering removing the ban on cell phone use on airlines."
Brutal punch-to-the-head incidents are expected to rise eleventy kajillion* percent.
* Margin of error +/- three kajillion.
I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
Just ask them to step outside.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
don't relax. take part in the conversaton, loudly. get in the guy's face. eat garlic. get in his face some more. in short: be an arsehole until they leave. they asked for it.
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
--Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
You're speaking of the doppler effect I believe. Worse case scenario with SMS is that the fonts size changes, getting bigger and/or smaller as the plane approaches or withdraws.
I learned a great little trick from a letter to the editor in 2600 Magazine once.... if somebody's being a loud blabbermouth on their cell phone, just listen to everything they say... specifically listen for personal information. When (if) they get off the phone, repeat all of their personal information back to them. Tell the loud blabbermouth everything about themselves.... and watch them get scared and freaked out.
I've done in on more than one occasion - works great.