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AOL Plans A Standalone Browser
Patik writes "America Online is creating its own standalone browser, aimed at employees who cannot install AOL software at their workstations. The browser will be based on Internet Explorer but will include other features such as tabbed browsing that displays a thumbnail of the page as you pass your cursor over it. The browser will also integrate AOL's media player and will be able to access AOL-only content."
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Does it have an automatic "A/S/L?" post button for forums?
The concept seems to be taking a bad Internet Provider and intergrating it with a bad Internet browser. Will probably be successful.
This is another way of starting a sig with this and ending it with that.
Good move. Make a brower for employees who can install AOL stuff on their computers out of the most vulnerable browser out there. Oh yea, system administrators are going to love this!
I'm an American. I love this country and the freedoms that we used to have.
will include other features such as tabbed browsing
Now even AOL will have a better browser than Microsoft.
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The question, then, is just how the devil do you expect these lusers to install other AOL software, such as a browser?!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!
The answer, then, is not to create a new standalone browser, as AOL plans to do, but rather to create an Explorer plug-in that will install itself through the security holes that Microsoft has so thoughtfully installed in their software--the very same ones that allow hackers, crackers, cookies, 1337z h4x0rz, spyware, worms, viruses, spam, adware, malware, the RIAA, MPAA, and the anti-Christ himself to do anything with your computer that you cannot do, all while making the user interface so automatic and friendly that you, yourself, cannot access your own files, though these external users, programs, and entities can--to take control of the computer and place AOL software without the Administrator's permission.
Yeah. That's a good idea.
Would somebody please explain how AOL thinks users who can't install the full AOL client on their workstations thanks to sysadmin-imposed policies will be able to get the AOL Browser installed?
That's easy. The reason they picked IE as the base is obviously so they can exploit the IFRAME vulnerability to install their software. Brilliant!
Why not...Oh, I don't know... Use Internet explorer? Build a plugin for the proprietary content.
Or use Netscape for that matter; they do own the company.
Talk about lack of focus.
Why is it that so many failing companies insist on doing things the hard, expensive way? Or did I answer my own question?
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AOL decides to stray farther and farther from the standard norm, taking the 'KISS' suggestion of software for granted.
Not only is this new browser coming, but they've announced a special line of email programs that require their own processor to use. These processors are identical in every way to the Intel Pentium 4, except for they are underclocked to 100MHz, and are missing pins to make it incompatible with current hardware.
AOL is also developing its own language, called AOLinguish, which will sound similar to Enlgish, but will be totally different in every way!
Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
we finally have identified which company Dilbert was modeled upon... :-)
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But can it ever escape the AOL user stigma?
Maybe. I hear that they've removed the code that automatically sends the "Me to!" messages.
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