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Usenet Psychic Wars With Wikipedia

rlandmann writes "John Patrick Ennis, whose nutty predictions as Sollog (Son of Light, Light of God) are familiar to many usenetters, may have bitten off more than he could chew when he picked Wikipedia as his latest vehicle for spamvertising." Click through for the rest of rlandmann's story.

Early last week an anonymous editor with a posting style remarkably like the one widely believed to be that of Sollog himself contributed this article to the encyclopedia, boasting of Sollog's prophesizing prowess and mathematical genius. Less than twenty-four hours later, the article was looking a little more balanced and encyclopedic. Along with Sollog's claims, it now carried the revelation that not everyone is as convinced of the accuracy of Sollog's power of prediction as he himself is, along with links to some rather unflattering appraisals of his work.

A week of spectacular net.kookery has since transpired, replete with vandalism of the article, bizarre legal threats, long semi-coherent rants with LOTS OF CAPITAL LETTERS, a rich bounty of links to Ennis-run sites, and a legion of anonymous posters with exactly the same writing style as one another all strenuously affirming that they are individual and distinct "fans" of Sollog and not the man himself. Unable to accept that Wikipedia's policy of presenting a Neutral Point of View means that an article on Sollog would have to include both pro- and anti-Sollog material, and unable to force other Wikipedia editors to accept his version of reality, Ennis has taken instead to making hostile phone calls to Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales at his home, and setting up his very own Wikipedia and Wales hate site.

Whether or not Sollog really did predict Princess Diana's death, the Oklahoma bombing, 9/11, the crash of TWA flight 800, the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster, and most of the natural disasters in the US over the last few years, he doesn't seem to have foreseen his inability to control the picture that Wikipedia presents of him to the world.

See here for the current revision of the article, which may or may not be currently in a vandalized state.

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  1. I PREDICT AN EXPLOSION OF SEMEN ONTO MY GIRLFRIEND by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic



    Bitch gettin' what she deserves.

  2. FIRST 404 POST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Got a 404 the first few times I clicked "Read More". What's going wrong with /. ?
    First post!!!!

  3. A supprise? by drewzhrodague · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I don't quite have much to say on this topic, unfortunately. I didn't read the article either.

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  4. You know... by the_mad_poster · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If you're going to have "nothing to see here" pages on new stories, don't put the goddamn story on the freaking page that has "nothing to see".

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  5. U r Rad 508 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    w0w you pwn3d Slashdot

  6. Re:I PREDICT AN EXPLOSION OF SEMEN ONTO MY GIRLFRI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Are you referring to my semen? 'Cause it has already happened.

  7. I am a unique and individual fan of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...myself.

  8. Re:I PREDICT AN EXPLOSION OF SEMEN ONTO MY GIRLFRI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Bitch gettin' what she deserves.

    That's no way to refer to your hand

  9. Ennis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I wonder if he has been the subject of many dirty limericks.

  10. Then why!!!!!???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why didn't he warn us about the penguins?!

  11. Re:I PREDICT AN EXPLOSION OF SEMEN ONTO MY GIRLFRI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I know this is offtopic and I'm only encouraging bad posting habits but I thought this was hysterical.

  12. Re:SOLLOG Predicts by .Chndru · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    While you are at this *mind-blogging stuff*... Have you seen him play?

  13. Re:Don't trust his site?... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    sollog claims that wales is a pornographer...

    REALLY? That is soooo sweet! I knew the guy was cool, but man oh man! Wales started Wikipedia AND shoots pictures of nudie girls, how awesome. I am deffinitely paypalling him some cash...

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    HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
  14. Parent is Sollog mod down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Mod down!