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FCC to Allow Wireless Access on Planes

isd_glory writes "The FCC has unanimously voted to allow wireless internet connections on airplanes. If everything goes according to plans, airplanes might be offering passengers internet service by as soon as 2006. Furthermore, the FCC is also soliciting comments about the possibility of lifting the in-flight ban on cellphone use. While this could be new profit source for the cash-strapped airlines, it might also be a new way to annoy your neighbor sitting next to you."

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  1. Oh no.... by BWJones · · Score: 4, Funny

    it might also be a new way to annoy your nighbor sitting next to you.

    This is exactly where it is going to go. This is going to be horrible having to listen to calls like this: "Dude, dude, dude......guess where I am? Hehehe, dude, I am in a plane he he whoooooaaaa dude" your breaking up there.....CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??? HOW ABOUT NOW????!!!?. Yeah thats exactly what I want. If the airlines want to make people even more crazy in the air they will subject us to stuff like that. Now, if they are smart, they will create cell phone free zones so that everybody does not have to be subjected to the mindless banter that people inflict on others around them.

    It might even be a more horrible experience than I had on a flight from Sydney to Australia a couple of months ago with a couple of ecstasy addled passengers in front of me who were mixing alcohol with their e's as well. Those guys would not shut up. Cell phones have the same effect on some folks. They appear to be oblivious to anybody else around them and start the most inane loud conversations obligatorily involving anybody within earshot. All I have to say is that a good investment in Bose noise canceling headsets have been one of the best investments ever and appear to possibly become a necessity when flying.

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    1. Re:Oh no.... by mind21_98 · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...Sydney to Australia? Are you circling around the airport and landing again? ;)

    2. Re:Oh no.... by Jetson · · Score: 5, Interesting
      "Dude, dude, dude......guess where I am? Hehehe, dude, I am in a plane he he whoooooaaaa dude"

      One of my air traffic controller co-workers told me a story about when the in-seat phones first appeared in coach. He and one of his buddies were on the way back from vacation and had enjoyed the in-flight refreshments a bit too much. On a whim he picked up the phone and called work. The conversation went something like:
      "Hey dude! I'm on XXX123 inbound, and I think we're about 120 miles out, right?"
      "Ok then, I was close. Can you do me a favour and give us a turn about 30 degrees to the right?"
      "Cool! How about one to the left?"
      "Excellent! Do you wanna do 360s for a while?"

      At that point the passenger sitting in the row behind tapped him on the shoulder and said "I don't know who you are, but you're scaring the heck out of my wife. Can we go home now?"

  2. SWEET! by StevenHenderson · · Score: 4, Funny
    Now the fat guy sitting next to me will not only be sweating and overflowing into my seat, but he might just be jerking off via his wonderful wireless connection now too. Wonderful.

  3. What I want to know is... by reynolds_john · · Score: 5, Interesting

    WTF changed!? (other than the fat contracts I'm sure the carriers have been working out)

    I mean, the flight attendants lose all sense of reality if you're caught using a cell phone. I've been on a couple of flights where the flight attendant took the passenger's cell phone after seeing them take a call.

    So... what's changed to make it "safe" all of a sudden?

  4. Here come the LAN parties by mind21_98 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I know the perfect things the airlines could offer. LAN parties. You just bring a laptop (or they could loan you one on selected flights) and you play with the people on the plane with you. I can imagine such a thing taking off, actually. Or they could just offer Internet. *shrug*

  5. Counter-Strike anyone? by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just play counter-strike on the airplane in mid-flight. Crank up the volume, have the guns blaring away, then you hear "Hostage down! Hostage down!" I'm sure it will be appreciated.

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  6. Re:Why does it have to be wireless? by Drishmung · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because the cable trailing along behind the plane is unsightly and tends to exceed the 100m limit quite rapidly.

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  7. This is the next step in wardriving... by sugarboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I got a network! Shit, out of range. I got a network! Shit, out of range. I got a network! Shit, out of range. Bugger."

  8. Save Me, FAA! by MBCook · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I head a piece on NPR about this today. I have two thoughts.

    First, I like the WiFi, that would be great. The only thing that worries me is that people will start using it for VOIP to get around any anti-cellphone regulations.

    Second, the FAA has its own ban on cell phones in airplanes. So even if the FCC says it's OK (which, from a technological/interference point of view it is), the FAA can still keep it banned (like smoking is banned, for example) keeping us all sane in the air.

    If the FAA doesn't save us, I suspect that portable cell-phone jammers will become VERY popular among frequent travelers. And how dangerous do you think THOSE unregulated things will be for pilots?

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  9. Re:Cellphone on Airplanes by Niltsiar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, what you're saying isn't quite true. Most cell phone towers are actually pointing their antennas downwards, which is why many cell phone providers wont guarantee service to people living in apartments or working offices above the tenth floor, unless the building his its own cell node.

    The other thing is, and this may just be the conspiracy theorist in me coming out, cell phones cause minimum interference to instruments on planes, the main reason they don't want you using your cell phone, particularly while taxi-ing and such, when your cell phone will definitely be working and have a signal, is because they want you to use their (very expensive) air phones.

    Of course, with roaming in the US being so unbelievably crap compared to other places in the world (mainly Europe, although here in Australia, the cell phone coverage is generally excellent too), as well as having many different competing standards, I'll agree with you on one thing, I don't see them installing cell phone nodes in planes anytime soon.

  10. been there done that by Anubis333 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Lufthansa has about 80 planes with wifi already, they fly to destinations in the US and Germany..

  11. Incorrect. by i41Overlord · · Score: 4, Informative

    I see this myth repeated often. People say that cell phones don't work in airplanes for all kinds of technical reasons.

    But if you remember on 9/11, there were a whole bunch of cell phone calls that got through just fine. You don't hear of cell phone calls working on airplanes that often because as current law has it, they aren't allowed. But when people broke the rules in an emergency, they worked just fine.