Revolutionary Tower in Brazil

An anonymous reader writes "Have you ever thought about retiring in Brazil? If you have thought about doing so, this might be just the piece of real estate you were looking for. 'An unusual apartment building was inaugurated in Brazil, each of whose 11 storeys turns independently, giving lucky residents 360-degree views of the eco-friendly city of Curitiba.' Now, if they could only tilt it a little bit to look like Pisa's Tower..."

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[Anonymous Coward]

i like little girls

Re:There's more than one kind of "tower"

[Anonymous Coward]

I thought your post was going to be about the kind of Fleshlight you put your dick in

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[Anonymous Coward]

In Korea, only the old rotate!

Not so Funny: Chinese Space Battlestation

[Anonymous Coward]

This structure in Brazil is the precursor to building a rotating battlestation in space. The Chinese are seeking to militarize space and have committed billions of dollars to installing a space based particle beam weapon. Image a multistory battlestation. Each story rotates and is armed with a beam weapon.

Visually, each story would rotate so that its weapon would point at an incoming American spacecraft. The possibilities conjured up by evil are endless.

Re:Incredible city

[Brandybuck]

"If you cut a tree, and the police catch you, you better kill the policeman... you will spend less years in prison".

Sounds like fascist tyranny to me. But then again, most environmentalists I know are petty fascist wanna-be tyrants anyway.