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Study Links Cell Phones to DNA Damage

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the also-to-be-an-obnoxious-prick dept.

Amit Malhotra was one of several readers to point out a story running on numerous sites about a study linking cell phone use to DNA Damage. Of course, a recent gammaworld campaign has served to remind me that mutations are almost always beneficial, so there is nothign to fear.

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  1. I love my cell phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The super speed and x-ray vision are great superpowers.

  2. Oh Sweet Jesus No... by JossiRossi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now all those Valley Girls who use cell phones all the time will get super powers.

    "We have to, like, go save the president, you know. hee hee! *Laser Beam Eye Sound Effects*"

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    Just a boy doing unproffesional IT work that's way above his head.
  3. New commercials. by zwilliams07 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can you tumor me now? Good.

  4. Actually, by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    My observations suggest that they merely destroy the part of the brain that regulates manners.

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  5. Re:Skin by YetAnotherAnonymousC · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you wrapped a cellphone in ham, would it no longer work?

    I don't know that, but I'm sure your phone would no longer be kosher...