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More on H2G2, Including an Early Review

Posted by timothy on from the I-hope-they-mean-malkovich's-character dept.

mwilli writes "Ain't It Cool has an early review of the upcoming Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie. Along with the review is a short video showing Arthur, Ford, Zaphod, and Trillian and some pictures. Also, 'I understand that in the movie, Zaphod's second head is inside his nostril. And this all ties in with the increased prominence of the Church Of Arkleseizure in the movie (a race with fifty noses, and the first to develop the aerosol deodorant before the wheel) and their leader John Malkovich, who also has a second head, and Zaphod's unwillingness to sneeze.'"

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  1. Re:Mos Def, the black rapper RUINS this movie ! ug by otis+wildflower · · Score: 0, Troll

    Black Man (Mos Def) the hip hop thug RUINS it for me !!!

    Fucking racist.

    There's so many ways this movie can be ruined, starting with the 'Warwick Davis' voice of Marvin (whereas the One True Voice belongs to Stephen Moore) and going to reinterpreting throwaway jokes as plot points. The whole Zaphod thing gives me fucking tremors, though Arthur is perfectly cast.

    However, if Mos Def can pull off a Lennie James or Robbie Gee (instead of Don Cheadle who should have been replaced by one of those two in the Oceans 1[12] flix) he'll be BRILLIANT as Ford.

    Fucking shite racists like you need to be murdered slowly and painfully, preferably with spoons and vinegar-soaked broken lightbulbs...