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More on H2G2, Including an Early Review
mwilli writes "Ain't It Cool has an early review of the upcoming Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie. Along with the review is a short video showing Arthur, Ford, Zaphod, and Trillian and some pictures. Also, 'I understand that in the movie, Zaphod's second head is inside his nostril. And this all ties in with the increased prominence of the Church Of Arkleseizure in the movie (a race with fifty noses, and the first to develop the aerosol deodorant before the wheel) and their leader John Malkovich, who also has a second head, and Zaphod's unwillingness to sneeze.'"
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Black Man (Mos Def) the hip hop thug RUINS it for me !!!
the reason Titanic, Elf, and other surpirse hits made a lot of money is because they downplayed black actors.
The matrix 3 had so many black actors that even the New York Times remarked on it being a little odd.
I and many others REFUSED to watch matrix 3, and i will also REFUSE to pay to watch this movie even though i am a large adams collector (books, tapes, cds, lps, tv interviews, infocom games, etc etc etc)
I am truly sickened by producers inserting black hip artists into movies as principal actors.
COUNT ME OUT!!!
Time for you to unplug your net connection, move to a little shack somewhere in the backwoods of Mississippi and start wearing a white sheet.
Black Man (Mos Def) the hip hop thug RUINS it for me !!!
The reason Titanic, Elf, and other surprise hits made a lot of money is because they downplayed black actors.
The matrix 3 had so many black actors that even the New York Times remarked on it being a little odd.
I and many others REFUSED to watch matrix 3, and i will also REFUSE to pay to watch this movie even though i am a large adams collector (books, tapes, cds, lps, tv interviews, infocom games, etc etc etc)
I am truly sickened by producers inserting black hip artists into movies as principal actors.
COUNT ME OUT!!!
This is not a troll, because i do not care for any dialog or responses. This is just my HONEST and open and honorably brave opinion. If you cen;t handle the truth, and that some people prefer TV shows such as "Friends" "Everybody Loves Raymond" or movies such as Titanic and Elf because black actors are downplayed, then instead of modding this down, why not be "open minded" as you anti-"racists" often claim to be and leave this post alone.
I will NOT be paying any money to see a Rap Artist with ghetto voice ruin a classic piece of comedic literature.
Black Man (Mos Def) the hip hop thug RUINS it for me !!!
Fucking racist.
There's so many ways this movie can be ruined, starting with the 'Warwick Davis' voice of Marvin (whereas the One True Voice belongs to Stephen Moore) and going to reinterpreting throwaway jokes as plot points. The whole Zaphod thing gives me fucking tremors, though Arthur is perfectly cast.
However, if Mos Def can pull off a Lennie James or Robbie Gee (instead of Don Cheadle who should have been replaced by one of those two in the Oceans 1[12] flix) he'll be BRILLIANT as Ford.
Fucking shite racists like you need to be murdered slowly and painfully, preferably with spoons and vinegar-soaked broken lightbulbs...
Why don't they just dig up Mr. Adams' corpse and take turns sodomizing it? That will be less of an affront to his memory than the Disneyfied butcher job of his book that will eventually make it to the googolplex near you.
Racist GNAA trolls are supposed to be placed in the first 5 comments, you stupid inbred trailer-trash redneck.