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Tech Headlines You Won't Read in 2005
prostoalex writes "Folks at Silicon.com posted a list of tech headlines that you won't see in 2005. Read about spam volume decreasing, Sun revenues soaring, Longhorn operating system delivered on time and bug-free and other news you're unlikely to see in the papers."
by Grr Raoul Leash Everything was silent that Christmas Eve. Only the lightly falling snow that decorated the landscape seemed to exhibit life. The children of the Streamer family had gone to bed early in hopes that Santa would come. Tom Streamer and his lovely wife Laura were snuggled in each other's arms, anticipating the joyous laughter that soon will fill the Midwestern farmhouse as it did each Christmas before. Laura was asleep but Tom was engrossed in thought. Tom had promised himself that this year's drought and its devastating effects on his family's income would not spoil this Christmas for his children. But the lack of revenue made it impossible for him to buy the one thing his children wanted so desperately: a pony. All Midwestern farm kids, except his, had ponies to ride and Tom felt a sense of guilt not being able to afford one. Tom looked over towards Laura. He then realized he was a lucky man to have such a beautiful and adoring family. His fifteen year old son, Jimmy, had made All American in just his freshman year of high school. His thirteen year old daughter, Amy, was fast becoming a remarkable woman. Without warning, Tom's thoughts were interrupted by a loud crash coming from the roof of the two-story wood framed house. Startled, Laura woke to hear the supports in the attic creak under the strain of something heavy. "What is it?" Laura asked, wiping the sleep from her eyes. "I don't know," Tom replied, moving quickly out of bed and putting on a robe. "Let's find out." Laura followed Tom's lead while also slipping on a robe. As they scampered out of the master bedroom, they were greeted in the hallway by Jimmy and Amy. "Is that Santa?" Amy asked. Jimmy said, "I don't think so, Amy. But I'm ready for anything." Tom and Laura laughed as Jimmy knifed his hands through the air. He was taking Karate lessons at the local YMCA and was anxious to demonstrate his newfound skill. Amy and Jimmy soon followed their parent's laughter with snickers of their own. "Come on, 'Karate Kid.' Let's see what's going on," Tom said, grinning while ruffling his right hand through Jimmy's thick curly hair. The family followed the creaking sound along the rafters. "It seems to be heading towards the chimney," Laura said perplexed. "It is Santa!" Amy exclaimed. "Don't jump to conclusions just yet young lady," Tom said with a fake scowl on his face. "The fireplace is lit. Maybe it's an animal that got on the roof from a nearby tree and wants to get close to the heat coming from the chimney. It's cold outside you know." "By the sound of it, it's a pretty *BIG* animal don't you think, Dad?" Jimmy went back to making Karate chops again. They huddled around the top of the staircase, crouching down to get the full view of the roaring fire in the fireplace, wondering what the source of the sound on the roof was going to do next. All of a sudden the fire in the fireplace blew out with a whooshing sound. But just as suddenly, the fire roared back to life. The four of them gasped. There, standing in front of the fireplace, was a very large man with a white beard dressed in a red suit, wearing gloves and a cap and stroking the head of a magnificent pony! "Ho ho ho," the jolly old man chuckled. "Wasn't that fun?" the man asked the beast. The pony nodded his head up and down as if to agree. "That *IS* Santa," Tom whispered, bewildered. The four bodies at the top of the stairs stole quick glances at each other then just as quickly returned their gaze towards the scene that was taking place in the living room. "I'd better get you ready for the children," the jolly man said with a twinkle in his eye. He moved without delay towards the far side of the handsome animal and fell to his knees with a loud plop. The pony was parallel to the fireplace and the big man was in between them. The reddish orange glow cast forth from the flames complimented the rosy cheeks of the warm-hearted man. The
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BSD death certificate revoked!
Ceciliantas says,"your free to undon your armor if you so wish =) to cool off of course."
Ceciliantas says,"mm? you wish for me to take it off for you?"
Ceciliantas kisses her sweetly, as he helps her remove her armor for her slowly
Ceciliantas kisses her sweetly, as he helps her remove her armor for her slowly
Ceciliantas smiles at her as she flirts for him, pulling him over to the bed, he then helps her with the rest of her armor, setting them aside as well as her weapons.
Ceciliantas smiles and begins to remove his own armor, kissing her along the shoulders as he does so.
Ceciliantas his armor removed he lets her gaze as his naked being, he allows her to stratle him down to the bed.
Ceciliantas returns the kiss as she lays down upon him, both without any clothing, he reaches a hand and places it on her slit, rubbing it gently.
Ceciliantas smiles and begins to rub harder their with his hand, pressing his fingers inside now and then.
Ceciliantas strokes her back, he then listens to her whispers, and gently spreads her legs a little, taking his dick and slowly pushing it inside of her slit, going in all the way deep.
Ceciliantas keeps it inside of her, letting it stay in their until he knows she accepts it, or wishes to let off for now.
Ceciliantas thrusts a bit harder, going in deeper and a little faster , placing a hand on her cute butt patting and grabbing it gently as his other hand rubs her clit, he kisses her neck gently
Ceciliantas goes faster inside of her, now moving it inside of her clockwise to explore her with his dick as he continues to rub and manipulate her butt and clit as her breasts harden against his chest.
Ceciliantas starts to go deeper and harder, fast as he can as he spreads her legs a bit more and slaps her butt, keeping his other hand pressed onto her clit, he kisses her sweetly her breasts rubbing nicely against his chest.
Ceciliantas smiles and thrusts it all the way in deep, holding it their and then cums directly into her hot wet tight pussy
Ceciliantas continues to cum into her as she tries to catch her breath, holding on to him
Ceciliantas says,"^^ sweetie its very late and I got 4 hours before work. is it ok if we finish for tonight? hehe thought youd be all done with that"
Ceciliantas says,"Ill see you later angel, I got to get a delivery done for a crafter real quick then off to bed."
Ceciliantas says,"oh and stay in here as long as ya wish."
Many of these items sound more like desireable long-term goals rather than things that we should just throw up our hands and say will never happen. Wouldn't it be nice if spam volume decreased? Why shouldn't more tech IPOs be reasonably successful? etc.
What plausible headlines would you like to see, and what goals do we need to reach in order to see them happen?
Disclaimer: I work for a company, but I don't speak for them.