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Privacy Resolutions for the New Year

Posted by michael on from the every-bit-helps dept.

Chris Hoofnagle writes "EPIC has released ten privacy resolutions for the New Year. In addition to losing weight next year, lose all those data brokers who are after your bits."

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  1. Resistance is futile! by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 5, Funny
    Oh come on now! Just get your private banking records, secret software projects, xxx pics of your girlfriend & her mother, and goatse collection. Upload the shit to an FTP server, submit link on Slashdot, install webcams all over your home, and be done with it, okay?

    Welcome to the no-privacy age!

    Disclaimer: yes, you are correct in questioning my mental sanity. But then again, insanity is just a different view of reality, right?

    1. Re:Resistance is futile! by Swedentom · · Score: 2, Funny

      goatse collection...
      ...submit link on Slashdot

      I think we've seen that before! :-)

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  2. Tin Foil Hat by Krusty_Klown · · Score: 1, Funny

    I got a tin foil hat for Christmas!

    1. Re:Tin Foil Hat by JustOK · · Score: 2, Funny

      We know. Please wear it. Its perfectly safe and secure. Please put it on now. Stop picking your nose too, please.

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  3. Number 11... by telekon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Grab a clean razor and dig the RFID tag out of your forearm.

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  4. Re:Cash purchases by hugesmile · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have found that they always accept "no" for an answer. However, you could always ask them back - "You give me your number first."

  5. Re:Cash purchases by Darthmalt · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have found that they always accept "no" for an answer. However, you could always ask them back - "You give me your number first."

    Hmm might try that next time I get the hot chick at Best Buy