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What's Next For Google?
j_heisenberg writes "Technology Review has a nice story about the coming MS-Google showdown. I like especially the data comparison for different media on page 2 concerning data content."
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JEWS DID WTC
I live in the District of Columbia, so afro-American outbursts aren''t really all that unique. Anyway, about three years ago I was walking to a club area (Adams Morgan) with a bunch of friends and we stopped to wait for a traffic light (something only white DC residents do) and we hear this guy from behind us say something like: ""wait right there, I wants to hab a word wit ya bout some business.""
So we turn around and there is this older black crack head guy in typical ratty street clothes squatted about 10 feet away from us next to some stairs, right on the sidewalk. He is literally blowing mud all over some yuppies cement stairwell. Real geyser style diarrhea, punctuated with loud booming farts. The shit is splashing all aver the stairs and he is doing this while making eye contact with us and nodding.
I didn''t know whether to laugh or vomit. As we are all standing there slack-jawed he pulls up his pants and starts ambulating toward us. We ran away in horror as he called us all sorts of horrible names...... mostly ""white devil"" ""racist"" the usual sobriquets.
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Coontact Tale #15
Not sure if this qualifies as an outburst.
Yesterday, I was in line at the school bookstore to buy my $250 neurobiology book. Of course, there's 3 eggplants behind 3 registers but only one is working a register. The other two are talking on cell phones (I think to each other).
The line, of course, is moving so slow people are returning shit to the shelves and leaving. Finally, it's my turn. As she's taking her sweet-ass time, I notice a couple of things.
First, of course, is her malodorous flesh. Second, is what I at first thought was an enormous amount of dandruff on her head and shoulders.
Upon closer inspection (remember, it took her 10 minutes to ring up a fucking book) I realized it wasn't dandruff.
IT WAS FUCKING HEAD LICE!!!
Her entire head and shoulders were fucking crawling with these squirmy things. It was the first time I had seen head lice and I almost pass out. Seriously, as soon as I saw this I felt the blood leave my head.
Fucking sick. I almost didn't accept the change she was handing back to me.
We all know Google is king, don't we?
Yes. The uncrowned king of spyware.
Oh, sorry. It is just a Desktop Search Tool that sends all the information it indexes to Google; that's OK, because, after all, it's "teh Googel". It has colored letters in its logo and such. Can't be bad, can it? And if they sell the data, it's not like they do it because they are selfish, it's because they want to provide us, the community of teh intarweb, with a better service.
PS: M$ sucks (see teh $$ its because M$ is so evil and always wants to make money instea of just giving it away like all those mature and useful and stable opensores-softwares).
Yahoo is beating them right now in terms of appropriate search results, as well as faster crawling and indexing.
omg noooo googel is teh bestest! carl says it is and he runs linux so he should know!! you are one clueless idoit! haha!
than this BSD box, the accounting DARReN REED, WHICH