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Whippersnappers Bad-Mouth Old Games

Posted by Zonk on from the in-my-day-we-only-had-8-bits-and-we-liked-it! dept.

1up.com has posted the second in an article series called "Child's Play", where they invite youngsters to experience the joys of classic gaming to hilarious effect. From the (sob) article: "Bobby: After you beat the Death Star level, there should be a snow level, then a small speeder bike level. They should make a Matrix game in the theme of Star Wars. So then you take out your sword and run up to a guy and go, "Chiiing!" And after you saw through his head, you fly inside your X-wing."

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  1. can I now???? by msjumbu · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Can I Masturbate now???

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    Regards, Senthil
  2. Re:what about the best clasic game ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    That's because you're a raving homosexual who swallows your dad's hot load for breakfast every morning.

  3. One more time, just for fun by daveschroeder · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Again, ignoring the unbelievably horrendous grammar and punctuation problems that make it almost impossible to comprehend:

    unfortunatly = unfortunately
    charactor = character
    Unbeatible = unbeatable
    Gheto = ghetto
    loosing = losing
    push = pushed

    Man. :-(

  4. Too bad you don't know what you're talking about by Safety+Cap · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Cuba has a higher rate of literacy and better medical care for the average Cuban than the US provides for its own citizens.

    Do'o!

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    Yeah, right.