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Opportunity Rover Encounters Its Own Heat Shield

blamanj writes "Mars Rover Opportunity, a few meters shy of the 2km mark on its odometer, has come across the remains of the heat shield from its landing. This map traces the path of the rover for the past 11 months. It's been averaging about 6 meters/sol. Spirit, which had to stop to dislodge a rock, is still climbing the "Columbia Hills". It's tough going, and Spirit experiences slippage of up to 80% as it climbs the hills."

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  1. Must have been a classic "WTF?!" moment at the JPL by SYFer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since I assume that they would not know the precise location of the shield, it must have been quite a moment when the thing first slewed into view. It's a bitch getting that Mountain Dew out of the keyboard, isn't it?

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  2. Unfortunately by mg2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The crushed-body of an evidently indigenous species was found sprawled in the impact zone of the heat shield....

    1. Re:Unfortunately by Zorilla · · Score: 4, Funny

      The crushed-body of an evidently indigenous species was found sprawled in the impact zone of the heat shield....

      The Wicked Witch of the West was unavailible for comment.

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  3. ebay it by phoric · · Score: 5, Funny

    That stuff is gonna be worth a lot of money some day, when a kid digs it up in their back yard. On Mars. You know, after we all move there.

  4. Ascending by lowpass_wilter · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It's tough going, and Spirit experiences slippage of up to 80% as it climbs the hills."

    Sounds a bit like trying to get out of Gehennom with the amulet.

  5. How big is *your* potato? by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article;

    "A potato-sized rock got caught in Spirits's right rear wheel on sol 339"

    Come *on* NASA. Potatos vary so wildly in size that comparisons like this are totally useless!

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    1. Re:How big is *your* potato? by SYFer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps they should have used the more precise "tater tot" standard.

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    2. Re:How big is *your* potato? by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Funny

      "What's 'taters', NASA?"

      POH-TAY-TOES!!


      (don't use so many caps. it's like yelling.)

    3. Re:How big is *your* potato? by SYFer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tater Tots are a product of the Ore-Ida corporation and are a delicious processed potato treat. They were developed in 1953 and introduced to a grateful public in 1954.

      NASA began using them as an engineering standard in the late 60s durring the Apollo missions. Today, Tater Tots are still as popular in the lab as they are in the dining room.

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    4. Re:How big is *your* potato? by avgjoe62 · · Score: 4, Funny
      what the hell is a tater tot anyway?

      In standard space universal measure, roughly 1/2000 of a classic Volkswagen Beetle.

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    5. Re:How big is *your* potato? by isomeme · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's a standard metric potato-size. Unfortunately, NASA's contractors inadvertantly prepared for Imperial potato-sized rocks, hence the wheel jam.

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  6. Re:Lutefisk?? by CoolGopher · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you reckon Lutefisk is bad, you obviously have not yet had the "pleasure" of encountering the Swedish "delicacy" known as "Surströmming".

    To make surströmming you take a perfectly good piece of raw fish, stick it in a tin can, and then let it sit there fermenting for at least a year (the longer the better, apparently).

    After that, you open it, and eat it without any further preparation. Don't ask me what you normally have with it, because I don't know; 5 seconds after the can has been opened I am a few kilometers away, desperately attempting to escape the stench (generally together with everyone else in the neighbourhood).

    So, just be thankful it's only Lutefisk on that map - had it been surströmming the martians would have accused us of chemical warfare! ;-)

  7. Here's the schedule by i41Overlord · · Score: 5, Funny

    After the heat shield, what will Opportunity look at?... Are there scientific targets identified, or are they maybe going to try to "sprint" Opportunity and see how far it can get in the shortest amount of time?

    I have the NASA rover plans right here, and the schedule is as follows:

    1. explore Endurance crater (complete)
    2. examine discarded heat shield (complete)
    3. run rover for endurance trials
    4. sprint rover (you called it)
    5. race rover
    6. jump rover
    7. make rover do acrobatic tricks
    8. crash rover
    9. profit

  8. Re:pictures by Xeo+024 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Parent forgot to post where the pictures are, go to:

    C:\My Documents\My Pictures\Mars Rover Mission

    You'll find them there.

  9. Re:What's a "sol"? by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 4, Funny
    What's a "sol"?
    A "sol" is something that leaves your body when you die. When NASA refers to "325 sols", they mean that the rover has run over 325 Martians.
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