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An anonymous reader writes "Former G4TechTV employee, Dan Huard, blows the whistle on G4. In the last half of his article, he states that TSS manufactured questions and used 'ringers' to ask their questions on the show."

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  1. Woah Woah Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What next? Professional wrestling is scripted?

    1. Re:Woah Woah Woah by nes11 · · Score: 5, Funny

      perhaps you missed it, but he was making a joke. i know it was really subtle.

    2. Re:Woah Woah Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      wrestlers are not actors

      Actually, I beg to differ, sir.

    3. Re:Woah Woah Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Nooooo! Reality TV isn't real!?!?

      Of course reality is real. Don't we all eat bugs for breakfast, stand on poles for hours on end to see who has the most endurance, have dozens of beautiful women competing to marry you, vote out jerks from our teams, and win a million dollars if we're the last one to survive the latest round of layoffs?

  2. Uh oh, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot posts a link to a world-postable forum. Perhaps Mr. Huard will get a visit from the GNAA.

  3. Hmmm...Let's see by Linker3000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    News for Nerds.......(0)
    Stuff that matters...(0)
    Next.
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  4. That article was so mind numbing... by Jaidon · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...I was imagining Garrison Keillor narrating it just to keep from going into a coma.

    Seriously though, I agree with the other comments; mistakes have been made and now consequenes must be suffered...kudos to Dan!!

  5. Re:basic questions by ravenspear · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why do we care - Because /. says you should.

    Wow, I knew some people had weak constitutions, but that is ridiculous.

  6. The stripper hostess is really a tranny. by glrotate · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or so I've heard.

  7. Re:New channel idea? by Catbeller · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot TV? I like that! It's a perfect marriage. TechTV was multimedia Slashdot as it was. They were symbiotes.

    All you TSS old timers reading this -- and I know you are -- harken to nxtr. This could have legs.

  8. Spooky face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Looks like a bad guy from HL2.

  9. Re:New channel idea? by amokk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot Channel?

    It'd be pretty funny to watch, but not for the reasons that you're probably thinking.

    The actors would be handed scripts with spelling errors and completely erroneous information. 90% of the time spent reporting any story would be a "panel of experts" comprised of anybody who's willing to call in. The seats on the set would be modelled after RMS in such a way that an erect, hard cock will be pushed into the ass of anybody who sat down (think: inverted bar stool). Anything and everything MS would be immediately criticized in favour or some pre-alpha-quality open source variant that compiles but doesn't do what it's actually supposed to do.

    Oh yeah, and every third show would be a rerun of something already aired that day.

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  10. Re:Is that really of significance? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh come on, Martin Sargent wasn't that bad. It's sad that they canceled Unscrewed. =/

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  11. Re:New channel idea? by neil.pearce · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot TV? I dread to think.

    Tune in at peak times, and you'd just get a "service unavailable" test-card.

    Every-so-often the picture would be off to the left by a couple of inches - though tuning to another station and back again would usually fix this.

    They'd claim to be broadcasting in widescreen, but a closer look would reveal 240 line monochrome

  12. Re:Not surprised. by flyingsquid · · Score: 2, Funny
    Comparing the two is like comparing a pop-rock to a nuclear bomb

    Well, obviously you've never tried the new enriched uranium pop-rocks.

  13. Re:Not surprised. by stonecypher · · Score: 4, Funny

    and fired off all of the good TechTV people

    Like the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and Superman? Here's a hint: TechTV barely got slashdot viewers, which says as much about TechTV as would a brutal and bloody art show failing in Manhattan, a butt naked supermodel catching no eyes on her jog through a remote all boys' boarding school, or the resurrected corpse of Ayn Rand walking into a Princeton lit class preaching the virtues of capitalism and watching the students walk out of the auditorium.

    Let's be honest. The average Nintendo Power carries more content than a week on that deservedly dead channel, and just because G4 actually somehow manages to be more awful doesn't mean that TechTV was in retrospect any fucking good at all.

    All that's left is good-looking, young hosts

    Well, I'll give you young, but if you're really sitting on the internet pretending that you use the TV to look at pretty people (let's not even get into whether you believe anyone is being fooled) then someone ought to point out the WB to you: their schedule is just as vapid, and the people are a hell of a lot prettier.

    But I read Smallville for the articles.

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  14. Response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been gleefully watching the network continue it's flaming downward spiral, and the only thing keeping it afloat is Morgan Webb and X-play. You can tell from all the advertisments they run every single day that they are building the network around the show. It's the highest rated show(and the only halfway watchable one) and if anyone were to leave it, (especially Morgan) the network would die literally overnight.

  15. Re:New channel idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Reading your posts is fine, but for the love of god don't make me look at the /. crowd.

  16. Re:Dan's Account by STrinity · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've checked Kevin and Sarah's blogs often, and they never say anything negative about working at G4.

    Kevin did once. Right after the TSS purge, he linked to Dan's post on what had happened and commented, "Just shows what people will do for a company they love. On an unrelated note, I'm calling in sick Monday." At the end of the entry, he added a "quote of the day": "Every time Chi-lan takes a live call, God kills a kitten."

    I don't blame you for not seeing it, though, it was only on Kevin's site for about two hours before he removed it without comment.

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  17. Re:So who hired that producer? by NeuroManson · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's another Stonecutters plot!

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