Coast Guard to Track Ships Using Buoys
nomrniceguy writes "The Coast Guard plans to use dozens of buoys off the U.S. coast to extend the reach of a security system that monitors large vessels heading in and out of ports. The buoys are intended to extend the network's reach -- the Guard now receives the automated data only when a vessel is within about 25 miles of a port. The floating transmitters will relay the information from hundreds of miles off shore, from the middle of Lake Superior and off coastlines from Alaska to Maine."
...train flocks of seagulls to crap all over the transmitters?
Let's just float CowbuoyNeal and see what he detects...
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
CowbuoyNeal is a float? Somehow I'd always pictured him as a char...
UNIX? They're not even circumcised! Savages!
Lets go through the list of disasters we don't have on the east side of the state, nor have any risk of.
Volcano... See #2
I will admit though... we do live in fear of the day or former governor gets behind the wheel again.
Help Brendan pay off his student loans
Let's not turn this into buoys vs. gulls.
I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.