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Energy from High-Altitude Kites

maddmike writes "High altitude kites could produce energy equal to some power stations at a comparable cost without polluting. The technique uses a thing dubbed a 'Laddermill' - a chain of kites attached together to create a loop in the sky more than 5 miles long."

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  1. The altitude isn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    the only thing that is high.

  2. Are your crazy!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    One strong gust of wind and the earth could start spinning the other way.

    1. Re:Are your crazy!? by mrgrey · · Score: 5, Funny

      One strong gust of wind and the earth could start spinning the other way.

      Well, at least we'd be moving back in time so we'd be able to fix it.

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  3. what a name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What do you expect from a guy named Wubbo Ockels?

  4. Hey Ben... by helioquake · · Score: 3, Funny

    What would Benjamin Franklin have to say about this?

    1. Re:Hey Ben... by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      What would Benjamin Franklin have to say about this?

      Probably something that never made into his diary:

      "*Zzzzzzttttt* Shityaaaaaooo! Fuck this energy experiment. Let some losers hundreds of years in the future try this crap instead. I'm done with kites."

    2. Re:Hey Ben... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well if you are a Chritian you believe that Crist rose from the dead :-P So I guess you have to consider WWJD. If you are not a Christian, lay off my religion asshole :-P

  5. Re:Air Hazzard. by lakin · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The Laddermill would only be flown where aircraft are banned. One such area is the" white house.

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  6. Re:Ben Franklin by qbol · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought Franklin flew the kite because he needed 1.21 gigawatts in order to send the DeLorean back to the future to pick up a load of cocaine or something like that.

  7. Re:Five miles high by Hadlock · · Score: 4, Funny
    And what happens when lighting hits it?


    that's called free extra power :)
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  8. Air Hazzard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "One such area is the" white house."

    How do you fly the white house?

  9. I think that the Europeans... by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...took the US a little too serously when we told them to go fly a kite.

    (ducking)

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  10. Re:More trouble than its worth by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maintaining such a system of giant kites in such strong winds is going to be a problem, as is lightning, storms, etc.

    And if they install some along the US/Mexico border as the article suggests then there's also drug-smuggling aircraft.

    This just in... The city of Dallas was plunged into darkness when a kite was struck by a cocaine-laden aircraft.

  11. uhuh, yeah, great idea, but.. by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Funny

    I say we just take the people who came up with this and chain them to an exercise bike for power, anyone with me?

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  12. Re:Very short on details by Alien+Being · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Unless their tethered"

    I can just see the engineers standing slackjawed as they watch their kites go awol. Gee Herb, I thought it was your job to tie the string.

  13. Let's go fly a kite... by coyotecult · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mary Poppins would approve. And we all want to please Mary Poppins.

  14. Re:Worlds Larget Lighting Rod by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 2, Funny
    Set up a substation to convert the lightning into power!

    Heck, I figure you could get about 1.21 gigawatts easily.

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  15. Re:Global Stasis? by realdpk · · Score: 2, Funny

    No problem. With all this power, I'm sure we can float up a giant fan to create more wind!

  16. Re:nothing new by mizhi · · Score: 4, Funny

    You miss something, young teenager shaking in righteous angst...

    The industrial world has a vested interest in maintaining itself and not destroying itself or us: If there is no civilization or people to buy goods and services, then money and soon power (as in power of the people, not nuclear power) go bye-bye.

    It's simplistic and misses all those pesky nuances, but true.

    Now, whether or not the industrial world _knows_ how to maintain itself and not destroy us... THAT's another question...

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  17. How about outsourcing our power? by CFD339 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look at the math.

    A person can generate about 1/4 horsepower with an excersize bike. Given the daily rate for unskilled labor in many countries now, we could simply rig up a giant wheel like what Conan the Barbarian pushed around as a slave in that clearly prophetic movie.

    Given the cost of building a nuke plant, then running it, getting rid of the waste, (hiding it really well for a really long time), and cleaning up after it -- it would be cheaper per kilowatt to simply have a bunch of low paid people push giant logs around in a circle.

    The economics are outstanding. Its great excersize, and the power companies would be incented to provide health care at the same time. It provides plenty of jobs for unskilled labor, and could quickly be set up in the lowest income countries.

    All in all, its a win-win. Best of all, it doesn't suffer from the one drawback everyone is clearly afraid to speak about with wind-power, which is the potential for slowing down the rotation of the earth! Clearly a danger if ever there was one. Why, if we slowed down the earth, and there was no centrifugal force apposing the gravity of our planet we would all be crushed! Oh the horror.

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