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CRTs Still Beat Flat-Panel TVs
mr.henry writes "Consumers scrambling for sexy new flat-panel televisions may want to tune in to this less-publicized feature of the trendy boxes: They don't deliver pictures as clearly as traditional tube TVs do. Consumers think they're buying the best in technology (with flat-panel televisions), but it's more of an emotional purchase."
Disclamer: Any similarities between real people and characters in this work of
fiction is purely intentional. No animals were harmed to write this story.
Prolouge: A friend of mine was watching an episode of the Oprah Windfrey show
with the lovely Julia Roberts as the guest. She told me how Julia discussed
going to Africa to film a wildlife documentary. She said Julia was telling one
incident where a large male animal grabbed her hard and sat her on her lap.
Julia was scared even though the story is that the animal did not mean her any
harm. My friend suggested that she thought the beast wanted to fuck Julia
Roberts. I got so turned on my the image of Julia Roberts in the middle of a
Gorilla gang-rape that I just had to see if I could write a scene that does
justice to my vision.
I am not planning on striving for any sense of realism in the
descriptions of what is about to occur. I am no expert on gorilla mating habits
or even the animals themselves for that matter. I intend to make the beasts
huge for the purpose of this story. I also intend to explore the idea of inter
species breeding so if you are so hung up that you can't get turned on by the
imagery of Julia Roberts beaten into submission, stripped naked and then
savagely brutalized and bred by a group of savage animals, read no further. For
everyone else, please enjoy Julia Robert's Gorilla Rape.
The scene as I see it. In the jungles of Africa, Julia Roberts and her
brave little film crew are trying to capture mating footage of the great
gorilla's they are studying. There are about thirty-three animals in the pack
including a dozen adult males who are "in the mood." As is customary, the
strongest gorilla is doing the honors on the female in heat while the lesser
males stand back frustrated, waiting for any opportunity.
Our heroine, Julia Robert's, is fascinated by the brutality of the
fucking she is witness to. The lucky male doing the honors is almost merciless
in his desire for it's own satisfaction. Fortunately for the female in heat,
she is sturdy enough to withstand the assault and even take satisfaction for
herself to have such a powerful lover to father her cubs.
Julia Robert's feels herself blush as she quickly steels glances at her
film crew to assure herself that no one was observing her interest in the
proceedings. Julia is hugely impressed with the sheer animal passion of the
mating. She certainly had never experienced such passion herself with Lyle or
her other lovers. Julia did not want to admit even to herself, but the fact was
that she was getting wet in her panties.
Julia continued to watch as the all gorilla "rape-breeding" continued and
did not even notice her "visitor" until he was almost on her. The grunt of the
beast brought Julia's attention immediately back to her blind which suddenly
had a huge male just a few feet from her.
If Julia had time to worry about the animal's intentions, she certainly
did not have time to do anything but give out an excited little call to her
crew before the animal had a grip around her slender waist. The gorilla was so
fucking strong that Julia Roberts was basically a rag doll in the apes paw as
he took several sniffs of her with his gorilla nose.
Julia Roberts might have laughed if she wasn't so shocked and frightened.
Somehow the beast "smelled" her and even though she was a world famous movie
star, the gorilla now thought soft her as nothing more then a bitch-in-heat
needing breeding. It was so ridiculous to the celebrity. She was a human being.
Roger and Jake from the crew were rushing over to encourage the animal to
release Julia. No one could have anticipated what happened next.
The gorilla was so fast that Roger could not have pulled the trigger on
his rifle if he wanted to. The gorilla almost decapitated the guide, as the
blow from his powerful paw sent Ro
What? We're outsourcing our tech news now, too?
I know because I went against the grain and the read it.
Go fire up any FPS and hop online and watch the blurry molasses. How's that for looks?