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Countries Plan Land Rush in Warming Arctic

Noel Bourke sent in a pointer to this story about northern nations maneuvering to claim land in the Arctic. Fossil fuels, shipping lanes, and fishing are among the economic interests at stake, in an opportunity opened up by the melting Arctic ice.

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  1. Back off! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Back off, get your own arctic!" - Canada

    1. Re:Back off! by rikkards · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually we do. First you have the subs that patrol under the ice flow. Course our newest had a small fire that has put it out of commission for a year as the bureacratic BS of why this happened and who is to blame goes on. Plus we have the Rangers who do patrol. Course they don't have the borders covered quite like the US with Mexico.

      It is patrolled just not heavily. Best way for an army to invade? Claim refugee status.

  2. Just wait until the ice age by Qzukk · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the Antartic freezes back up.

    6000 years later everyone will be standing around a block of ice that washes ashore gawking at the well preserved specimen of prehistoric man.

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  3. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion by nacturation · · Score: 3, Funny

    This could increase the risk of oil spills and introduce species such as rats to the ecoregion, which could have drastic consequences for nesting seabirds.

    Well there's an easy solution to the rat problem. Just import a bunch of cats into the region and they'll take care of the rats handily. Then the seabirds can nest in peace. Oh, wait...

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  4. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - NOT WRONG by Saige · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now, you know, I've never ever seen a Mercator projection on a globe, since I would have thought it was quite unnecessary.

    I would be interested in knowing how that's done.

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  5. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by kooshvt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Think of it like this: take a glass of water and put a rubber duck in it. The duck floats, yes? Now push the duck down so that it's top is even with the top of the water. What happens to the water? Same thing that will happen to our oceans when that freshwater melts.

    So you are saying that a glacier weighs the same as a duck and is therefore a witch?

  6. Re:A unique and amazing ecoregion - WRONG. by alexo · · Score: 3, Funny


    > (you know, like my rubber duckie in the tub)

    You know, Moofie, thaere are some things that you just don't admit to on SlashDot.

  7. Re:Thin Ice by David+Gould · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, the apparent contradiction in reputation for temperament between Scandinavians and Vikings can be explained even more easily than that:

    A Viking is a Scandinavian without his coffee.

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