The Tin-Whisker Menace
An anonymous reader writes "Fortune has an article about how the recent environmental push to completely eliminate lead from electronic components and wiring may eventually lead to the next Y2K problem of slowly-growing tin whiskers short-circuiting equipment.""
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This is just a government conspiracy to bypass tin-foil hats! Everyone knows that it's the 2% lead content which actually blocks the mind-control rays....
Oh man, this song could be sooo big!
Tin Whiiiiiiiiiskers
They cancelled IT Class
Tin Whiiiiiiiiiskers
They come from Satan's ass..
Hairs of the Devil, items of no good repute
If the grow to a certain lenght, the PC's can't compute!
Tin Whiiiiiiiiiskers
(guitar solo)
(reprise)
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