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The Tin-Whisker Menace

Posted by timothy on from the crisis-of-the-moment dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Fortune has an article about how the recent environmental push to completely eliminate lead from electronic components and wiring may eventually lead to the next Y2K problem of slowly-growing tin whiskers short-circuiting equipment.""

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  1. Captain's Log: My Anus is too Fucking Tight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    One day Captain Kirk was maiming his cock with a horseshoe when suddenly Mr. Spock ran up to him and shoved his pointy ear up his butt. "What is this for!" the fag captain said. "FAGS FOR YOU AALL!L!!!" the ancient alien howled as suddenly he farted and Captain Kirk twirled around in a daze and his foreskin twisted and his kidney stones turned into wooden beads. He pulled out his pistol and shot lasers at his chastity belt and suddenly he hurdled his dick into Captain Kirk"s bellybutton and it tore his flesh while Spock fucked his stomach. Kirk hollered out loud and Mr. Spock threw his shoes to the floor and wrinkled his penis until Kirk bellowed out to make it stop. A maelstom of shit whizzed around the ship and suddenly a giant fag appeared out side and the U.S.S. Enterprise went up his butt. "Oh what the hell have you gotten us into NOW!" Captain Kirk said as he oozed a condom back on his dick and put his panties back on. "OOH!H!!!!!!" Mr. Spock started fucking him again and shoved his phazer up his butt. He dissolved his glands and exploded his turds and finally a queer klingon hurdled through the door and smashed Kirk with his butt hairs. A maniac sucked his dick and suddenly Mr. Spock fagged Kirk so hard that his intestines burst open and he died.

  2. Re:I don't get the connection by PornMaster · · Score: 0, Troll

    I did. It just says that lead tends to help it not happen. Not why. Are there other substances which would help? Gold tends to be non-reactive.

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  3. At least it isn't freon... by solafide · · Score: 0, Troll
    Did you know about the astonishing fact that computers have freon in them? Also, new research suggests that freon may cause a greater range of problems than just the depletion of the ozone layer. This new research says that it kills kangaroos, giraffes, pandas, llamas, and all other manner of ecologically important animals in Asia and Africa. This causes widespread starving and poor living conditions in Africa and Asia, especially China. The same research also suggests that freon is highly volatile, and as soon as the freon is exposed to the air, the most poisonous part escapes in a matter of minutes. Check out this new research at www.researchgooglefreon.com

    Billy