Robot Makers Say World Cup Will Be Theirs By 2050

mindpixel writes "The Scotsman is reporting that the Japanese are very confident they can build a robotic team that will win the World Cup by 2050 using a descendent of the 38cm tall VisiON which operates completely independently of human input, making its own decisions based on information that it perceives with its 360 degree vision, and is able to recognise the football, approach it and deliver a hefty kick. It is also able to identify an opponent and shield the ball in much the same way as a human player does."

Comments

What about feigning Injuries??

[TheShadowHawk]

Will the robots also be able to fall down and scream in 'agony' when the opposition barely nicks them in the hope of getting a easy penalty?

Re:What about feigning Injuries??

[imr]

No, they won't, they're japanese robots.
The italian robots, tho', will fall without anyone in a 1,5m radius.
The argentinian robots will use their hands, and they will have 8 of them.
The german robots will be be very fair ... as long as they win the game, if they are loosing around 15 mns before the end, they will begin to break the other robots legs.
The french robots will have so much cosmetics enhancements because of all the commercials they play in, that they will be barely able to run.
The british team wont have a robot goalkeeper.
The us robots will make everybody laugh but nobody will show it. Despite their advanced design (and the heavy armor of the goalkeeper) their programmation will be terrible. They wont get anything of the game and will err randomly on the field and will even fall when there isnt anybody in a 5 meters radius. Yet the referees will still continue to be really really nice to them since the fifa will still want the us market.
As for Brasil, they won't have any robots but real players and will continue to win.

because I can't help it

[bersl2]

The World Cup? I'd say that they've set a pretty high

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

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