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Deep Impact Blasts Off For Comet Tempel 1

Wynken de Word writes "NASA's Deep Impact, a copper-fortified, comet-busting spacecraft, was launched Wednesday afternoon. 'NASA had a single second - at precisely eight seconds past 1:47 p.m. - to send Deep Impact on a 431-million-kilometre, six-month voyage to Comet Tempel 1.' The goal is to blast a big hole in the comet and check out what's preserved inside. Also see the Deep Impact site."

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  1. Damn by TheKidWho · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where is Bruce Willis when you need him.

  2. Intentional? by StevenHenderson · · Score: 5, Funny
    For the first time, NASA is setting off on a collision course with a comet

    Good to see that for once a crash-course is intentional for NASA. Mayhap they have found their niche... :)

  3. I was just thinking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The goal is to blast a big hole in the comet and check out what's preserved inside.

    Is that what has happened to the goatse-guy?

  4. future news by Norgus · · Score: 5, Funny
    "nasa accidentally redirects comet, now headed for earth"

    Doh!

  5. Re: I betcha by wasted · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know if they will find rock or not. I looked inside of my can of Comet(TM) and all that is inside is some greenish white cleanser.

  6. Perhaps the most interesting quote of the article by heyitsme · · Score: 4, Funny

    The impactor will disintegrate instantly when it hits, as will its small payload, a compact disc containing more than 500,000 names of people who wanted to vicariously tag along.

    Man, I want to be on that CD!

  7. What's inside? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rock.
    M$'s sense of morality.
    Linux community's sense of Joe6Pack Useability(tm)
    A chewy creamy center

  8. Re:I betcha by Datamonstar · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is another slightly smaller comet inside...

    --
    The eternal struggle of good vs. evil begins within one's self.
  9. Re:As always ..... by Halthar · · Score: 5, Funny

    It means the rocket blue screened and rebooted inself into safe mode. Unfortunately as a result of this it's only going to send back images at 640x480.

  10. Who wouldn't? by Racter · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's the ultimate disc of greatest hits.

  11. Childish, I know . . . by Raccroc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Deep Impact - $330 millon dollars and it looks like a vibrator...Where the fuck are the jokes?