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USPTO Released List of Top 10 Patent Receivers
prostoalex writes "So who received the most patents in 2004? Despite the frequent publicity around Microsoft's or Amazon's frivolous patents, these two companies are not even on the list. IBM, Matsushita and Canon received the most patents in 2004, followed by HP, Micron, Samsung, Intel, Hitachi, Toshiba and Sony. IBM alone was granted 3,248 patents last year."
Get a Q-tip (one with the bendable stiff paper stem) and cut one of the fuzzy ends off. Trim any sharp or pointed edges from the end and coat the stem with a good lube like Astroglide or Vaseline. Also put a drop of lube on the opening of your dick. Before you jack-off, get your dick good & hard. Grab the base of your dick and push down with a little pressure. Keep the pressure on your dick and insert the q-tip into your hole. Slowly and gently work it all the way in until the fuzzy end is the only thing sticking out from your head. You'll notice that while you're sliding it in your urethra, it will tingle a lot and possibly sting a little bit (that's normal).
You'll also notice that the q-tip excites the orgasm nerves because it feels like your going to cum while you're sliding it in. Potentially, this could make you cum without you even touching the outside of your dick. When it's in, move it around a little, and make some vibrations go through the stem. It tingles a lot! (a good tingle) You can either use this as a way to make you cum or you can go ahead and start jacking-off (gently) with the q-tip in. Enjoy the sensations! When you're done, slowly work the q-tip out of your urethra. It may sting a little bit afterward but it goes away and it's well worth it.
I've tried shoving things much thinner than a q-tip in my peepee hole, and it always stings. I can't get anything in further than about half an inch before I just can't take the pain anymore. Please advise.
They be equally evil now, but IBM gets an evil bonus modifyer by working for the NAZI party.