Newsy Numbers
EriDay writes "The Wall Street Journal has a new feature called The Numbers Guy about "the way numbers and statistics are used - and abused - in the news, business and politics". The first installment lets us know that somewhere between 0 and 1 Billion (or more) people will be killed by Asian bird flu."
First published in 1954: How to Lie With Statistics
Good book, recommended reading, if you like the above article.
Kinetic stupidity has a new brand leader: Allen Zadr.
During one of the 2004 presidential debates: "We increased federal wetlands by 3 million!" -- GWB
I'm still not really sure what that means.
The first installment lets us know that somewhere between 0 and 1 Billion (or more)
Excellent, it's nice to know that a negative number of people won't die.
...83% off all statistics quoted are made up on the spot!
Also, in his diary, the following excerpt was found:
11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature.
Free XBox, PS2
...somewhere between 0 and 1 Billion (or more) people...
Is that zero , or zero billion ?
[...head explodes...]
When will I end this grieving ? When will my future begin ?
1/3 of all auto accidents involve people who test positive for marijuana use.
This means that 2/3 of all auto accidents are cause by people who are not high.
We sober people are KILLING each other while the stoners are not.
LK
"Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
Yeah, those folks at the Wall Street Journal are nothing but a bunch of crazy liberals.
This column is just an superficial attempt by the WSJ to combat the "news is junk" meme that's been building over the last few years. They're trying to make it look like: "hell, we've got people who write fricking columns about statistical manipulation!" so that you don't think the rest of their paper prints it.
But odds are that in todays super-competitive least-necessary-change news market the WSJ has done nothing substantial to improve the accuracy of their paper and instead just inserted a column to improve the image.
The article reminded me of 'A Mathematician Reads the Newspaper' by John Allen Paulos. A great read for those interested in the mangling of science and numeracy by the media and politicians.
Input error. Replace user and press any key to continue.
During communism (Bulgaria), we had this joke. An American and a Soviet athlete competed in an official event of importance. The American won. Next day, the newspapers wrote: "The Soviet athlete took the second place, while the American only got the penultimate one". :)
The BBC has an excellent radio series called More Or Less" that unpicks the numbers and statistics that are bandied about in the news. It is authoritative, interesting and a remarkably good listen (available on demand using Real Audio)
A statistician discovered that the probability of a bomb being on board a given aircraft was alarmingly high. But he realized that the probability of two bombs being on board the same aircraft was reassuringly low.
So these days, whenever he flies, he carries a bomb with him.
---- ____ ----
A university surveyed its graduate students, and found that the male students averaged 1.8 children each, while he female students averaged 1.4 children each. Therefore men have more kids than women.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.