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Pair Arrested After Telling Lawyer Jokes

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the not-so-loudly dept.

fembots writes "Two men were arrested for telling lawyer jokes while standing in line leading into First District Court. A spokesman for the Nassau courts said the men were causing a stir and that their exercise of their First Amendment rights to free speech was impeding the rights of others at the court."

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  1. First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    First Post

  2. If you didn't vote Libertarian, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you asked for this!

    Next time Vote Libertarian, so we can get rid of sh!t like this.

    1. Re:If you didn't vote Libertarian, by benna · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I would vote libertarian socialist, but not the anarcho-capitalist excuse for a libertarian party we have now in this country.

      --
      "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
  3. Re:Some Jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Q: What's the proper way to address a nigger in a suit?
    A: Will the defendant please rise.

    Q: What's the proper way to address a nigger in a uniform?
    A: I want a medium chips (fries, pommes frites, whatever you call them where you live) with that.
    or
    A: Inmate number 9876, attention!

    Q: What's the difference between a nigger and a tyre? ("tire", if you live in the united transatlantic colonies)
    A: The tyre doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

    Q: What does "Pontiac" mean?
    A: Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac.

    Q: Why do niggers smell so bad?
    A: So that blind people can hate them too.

    Q: Why shouldn't you be driving your nigger in a convertible?
    A: The nigger's lips will be caught in the wind, slapping the nigger to death.

    Now I'm tired of typing. Use google.