Apple iWork Screenshots
applextrent submitted a story with a bunch of screen shots of Apple's new iWork package, including Keynote 2 and Pages, the new Apple word processor. Nothing particularly surprising here.
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...Apple's new high-speed, high-resolution, high-capacity porn delivery appliance:
The iBall.
And their plastic girlfriend that hooks up to it for hours of synthetic pleasure - but is only available in territories between Canada and Mexico:
The American iDoll.
And the new package Apple designed to automatically track and repair software bugs:
the iPatch.
No, wait! I have more! Don't run away!
This gets posted and my story about Wil Wheaton being at Macworld doesn't? Not that my story was particularly earth-shattering, but come on. Mine was more newsworthy than this.
There they were, sitting in the van with all those dials, and the cat was dead. -V. Marchetti, CIA
These screenshots are nothing less than spectacular!
Nothing less then spectacular, you mean. Come on, that's a Taco post. Show some respect!