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What Do You Do When Outsourcing Goes Bad?
Xphox wonders: "Recently we have been referred to an outsourcing company to finish customization on a script that the author had no time to complete. Everything was going fine until recently. At what point do you consider they may have just ripped you off, and how do you know when to file complaints and withhold payment?"
"I have been working with what I thought was a reputable outsourcing company, referred to me by the author of the software package. We agreed that payment would be made once everything was completed. After a few missed deadlines, the project finally seemed to be finished. The only thing left was a small bug fix, and an install script which needed to be completed. As agreed, he delivered the install script, and we made the final payment. Upon testing the new install script we noticed things did not work as intended, and all attempts to contact the outsourcing company has resulted in the following answer:
'My guys are still working on it.'My fear is that if I don't act now, I will not be able to recover any funds, and will be stuck with a product that is useless. It has been 9 days since I've received an email from them, and I'm starting to think I've just been taken advantage of. Since the script is protected with Source Guardian, I am unable to finish the modifications myself."
I can usually tell when outsourcing has gone bad. It's about the time my boss calls me into his office on a Friday afternoon and explains that the company needs to right-size their domestic staff and that, unfortunately, my position has become redundant.
Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
1: Stop payment on cheque.
2: Demand refund of deposit.
3: Get one return ticket to contractor's location via Expedia.
4: If 1 or 2 fail send return ticket to "IcePick" Vinnie.
5: Pick up Vinnie at airport in a couple of days.
6: Take money home and count it or enjoy photos of mangled corpse(s).
7: ???
8: Profit!!!
Trolling is a art,
My friend works as a consultant, and he was consulting at a company where they decided to outsource some programming to Russia. They get the program shortly before the deadline, and it DOESN'T WORK!!!
So they take the program, rip out all the shit (a surprising percentage of it), and rewrite the whole thing pretty much from scratch in the course of a week. They finally get it working, and hand it into the boss, without telling him how badly they got fucked by the outsourcing. The boss is impressed by the quality of the code, and decides that the next project they do should be sent to the same firm. Luckily, my friend wasn't around the next time they went with the low-cost outsourcing.
When you realize that the outsourced company thought you wanted Finnish customizations on your script. That would be a good time to ask for your money back.
Getting your money back for bugs in the software? Well, did you "accept" that End User License Agreement presented to you on install? Heh.
If so, you're probably SOL. I've never managed to get my money back from Microsoft due to the bugs in their software either.
It probably said something about this EULA superceeding all previous EULAs and contracts too.
(Note to the humor-challenged: this is a joke. Sorta.)
Our company went with this option. Vinnie has taken our check but has yet to extract vengance. Inquiries into the matter via his secretary get the reply "I'm working on it."
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It's the end of my comment as I know it and I feel fine.
On the other hand, Igo Kutchyakokov is reserved for over seas operations. He works with a marvelous Japanese Italian negotiator, Makya A. Soprano, related to the New York City and New Jersey Soprano families.
"It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
Sometime between when you receive code obfuscated by Source Guardian and when you ask Slashdot about it.