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Volcanic Warming Eyed in 'Great Dying'
gollum123 writes "AP writes on an article in the journal Science where an ancient version of global warming may have been to blame for the greatest mass extinction in Earth's history. 'In an event known as the "Great Dying," some 250 million years ago, 90 percent of all marine life and nearly three-quarters of land-based plants and animals went extinct. Researchers think the answer is Massive volcanic flows in what is now Siberia, and believe the extinctions were caused by global warming and oxygen deprivation over long periods of time."
Zeikfried - Reuters, Saudi Arabia
The brutal slayings of Paul Johnson, the young Jew Nick Berg, and local Starcraft champion Kim Sun-il, only serve to exemplify that while so-called moderates preach Islam as a religion of peace, normal god-fearing citizens are not blind to the brutal truth, Islam wants to lop off your shit liberally.
"But these poor bastards were working abroad!" you cry, your several chins flailing wildly as a mixture of spittle and congealed fat sprays from your blackened lips like a gaijin Tubgirl. But you couldn't be more wrong, Gay Nigger studies indicate the muslims are, in fact, stealing your land, woman, and anal virginity before your very eyes. The situation is indeed dire, as indicated by a recent #GNAA straw poll showing that your average Joe Negro is a mere 58 metres away from a filthy sand nigger, ready willing and able to decapitate you and encode your fate into a shitty .wmv
How may we counter this? How can we protect our terrified brothers, sisters, and lovers from this reprehensible neck decimating towelhead menace? The answer is simple you wretched cretins, as of the 19th of June, award winning self-help group the Gay Nigger Association of America begins the sale of Decapitation Insurance to all American, Korean, and British citizens and expatriates not willing to contribute to Wil Wheatons latest marathon masturbation session.
But rather than provide this service to the select few, the GNAA understands that your menial jobs are now being performed for one tenth of the cost by an equally skilled Indian, so we have provided a range of contracts scaled to suit your needs.
But don't just take our word for it, GNAA sponsored clairvoyant Madame Jank DuTouche has contacted Paul Johnsons head from beyond the ethereal veil of death to bring you this recommendation:
"The moons axis over Jupiter brings it into allignment with the constellation Orion and the Planet Anus. After inhaling several ounces of crack, I followed this up with my tarot reading of 'The Jester', 'Death', 'Captain B Dick', '4 swords' and a 'double headed anal dildo'.
This told me but one thing, Paul Johnson endorses the Gay Nigger Association of Americas drive for a gay and Decapitation free universe."
Not to be outdone, Kim Sun-il's head released the following statement:
"kekeke"
And luckily this will be the time then when people like you remind us that the world is only 4000 years old.
You misspelled C-H-U-R-C-H O-F S-C-I-E-N-T-O-L-O-G-Y
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Isn't it obvious he's in the pocket of the volcano construction industry?
+5:offtopic,but anti-American
OT from parent: Ya know. Everyone bitches about Americans but they keep coming over here and visiting Disney World. OH! And they sure cash those checks we send over to help them. The truth is, if our economy collapsed, the world economy would collapse. If we stopped buying goods from other countries, they would go into recession. OH but we're so evil. Why? Because we shun socialism? That is a GOOD thing. Hear me, Euro-idiot-Socialists? We prefer freedom. Don't like it? Don't buy American and above all don't come here on "holiday!"
I think the "Funny" far outweighs the "Troll" in this post. Wish I had mod points.
Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
Don't be a smartass. Everyone knows that early dinosaurs took public transportation. It was those pesky cro-magnons who drove to work in their massive HUVs (hunting-utility vehicles) by themselves in the carpool lanes.
I am defenseless. Use your button. Mod me down with all of your hatred.
It needs more sex.
"Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
--Dr.W.Edwards Deming
Perhaps because of the reason the spelling of dog and cat is different: because they're two different words with two different definitions. Graduate student? Really?
If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
You mean "morons", moron.