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What You'll Wish You'd Known

sheck writes "Eminent computer scientist, author, painter, and dot-com millionaire, Paul Graham has written down the things he wishes somebody had told him when he was in high school in What You'll Wish You'd Known, suggesting, among other things, that students treat school like a day job, working on interesting projects to avoid what he has found to be the most common regret among adults of their high school days: wasting time."

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  1. Okay... by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 5, Funny


    I think that when the *very first word* in your story is misspelled, you should probably hand in your "Lil' Editors' Fun Club" membership card.

  2. Well by savagedome · · Score: 3, Funny

    I say Boo friggin' hoo. There is always time if you have the inclination. Rodney Dangerfield started doing comedy when he was in his 40s.

  3. What I'd Wish I'd Known by Walrus99 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wish I'd known that when I started dating my first wife in college that she would turn out to be such a f****g b***h and gone running the other way.

    1. Re:What I'd Wish I'd Known by Casca · · Score: 4, Funny

      Heh. I wish when I was 16 and my 30 year old boss said, "This would make a really good makeout spot..." while sitting in her jeep in the dark corner of a parking lot, I'd have had a clue...

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  4. one word.... by JimBobJoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Paul Graham has written down the things he wishes somebody had told him when he was in high school

    How about Brevity?

    (4324 words for chrissakes, and that excludes his footnotes!)

  5. Re:Learn it all for yourself. It's part of growing by TheViffer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Going to a four-year college and getting a degree really isn't all that important anymore. Yeah, you get a job, yeah you get money, and yeah you have fun but honestly the pay off in the end really isn't all that worth it.


    Very good point, and I totally agree, seriously. As the great Judge Smails has stated, "the world needs ditch diggers to".

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  6. When I was young... by stephend · · Score: 5, Funny

    Arthur: You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.

    Ford: Why, what did she tell you?

    Arthur: I don't know, I didn't listen.

  7. Re:"youth is wasted on the young" by FreeBSDbigot · · Score: 3, Funny

    who doesn't wish they'd invested in some tech stocks at the right time?

    Oh, I invested in tech stocks a the right time, I just didn't divest at the right time...

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  8. Re:Learn it all for yourself. It's part of growing by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Funny
    The romantic image of the lone amateur working away on some brilliant new conception of the universe that has so far eluded all those smart-ass PhD's with their books and fancy papers may be appealing, but the truth of the matter is, if that's the mold you try to fit, you're most likely to end up like these guys.

    Wow. I formally request that somebody smart follow that first link and report back here, 'cause I'm just too dumb (apparently) to understand what that guy is trying to say. I don't even know the answer to the rhetorical questions, such as:

    Educated cubeless stupid, you think stupid. Why worship a dumb 1 day god when I demonstrate 4 simultaneous 24 hour days within a single 24 hour rotation of Earth?

    The second link is easier, as the great prophet (and ebay entrepreneur) Sollog only offers wisdom upon payment of a nominal fee.

    The internet has sure made life easier. I used to have to go looking for mimeographed sheets* stapled to telephone poles to find this kind of stuff.

    * Usually 8.5x14, printed on both sides, 8- or 10-point type, with ADDITIONAL material scrawled into the margins. I once found a TWO sheet screed in San Angelo, TX on how various corporate logos SECRET CONTAIN THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST, but that was a rare find.

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