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McAfee Granted Firewall Patent
BadUspto writes "BetaNews reports that 'The United States Patent and Trademark Office has granted software maker McAfee a patent for tracking network events on a computer using a firewall. The patent filing involves tracing the location of an incoming connection and displaying a map showing where the remote system geographically resides.' Doomsday for VisualRoute and others?"
Patents do an industry good! All hail our patent overlords!
Am I the only one thinking of Jay and Silent Bob in the final moments of J&SBSB when they are touring america to put the beat down on the people that dissed them on the "internet" And shouldn't that count as prior art?
For the love of whatever! Is nothing sacred? I finaly found something, a nice combo of BSD/Linux/OS X over various devices that returned a bit of control to my computing experience. Mind you, I've been into this since the very begining of PC use. And now, some greedy fuck (whom is OS specific none the less) needs to step in and take advantage of one of the most chiken-shit money grabs in the known world, the USPTO. Sigh... Yeh, yeh, prior art, blah blah. There's plenty of flesh-eating lawyers out there for MacFuckify to employ and possibly make this a pain in the ass for some time to come. Goddamn you windoze and all the leaches on your digi-herpies infested ass. If this flys, I'm going ludite right down to the use of an abacus. Fuck it, I'm tired...
You're missing the point. You were running xtraceroute on a computer. McAfee got this to work on a firewall !!
Where's my DMCA lawyer? You've broken the encryption on my patented "Turning the opposite of right while indicating intent" method and released my secret to the world. I'll sue!
What is this 'Poland' that you speak of?
Some sort of country? I forget.
I fear a world where Microsoft has a patent on "Operating System"
I think it would be "Method of configuring a computer to spread viruses"
In the same train of thought: could one patent a "Method of encoding a self-replicating computer program", release it under a non-transferrable license, and then sue the crap out of everyone who gets infected?
fast as fast can be. you'll never catch me.
So what? Every piece of graphical open-source software is so fucked up from a usability point-of-view that everyone besides the ultra-n00b uses command-line tool anyway.
Nothing lost there.
Yeah.
Wait til the porn industry gets a hold of this. We'll have internet-enabled dildos that visually show the source of an intrusion.
IIRC MS patented boolean values a few months ago?
Yep, that's tr... correct. (Actually, I have no idea.)
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"Or is the patent including something new?"
/sarcasm
Yes, it includes a *plurality* of views. Not just one screen, two screens, but N screens. Total genius, only a Communist would object to a patent like that.