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Cloudscape Gains Momentum

A reader writes: "There's been a lot of bits written recently about the growth of Open Source databases; as well as IBM's patent gift, as their release of the Java database Cloudscape. There's a contest running on SourceForge.net around Cloudscape; download and run with it." SF.net is part of OSTG, like Slashdot.

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  1. Java database ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    wouldn't it be quicker to print your data on paper and sort it by hand ?

  2. Spelling mistake in submission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The submitter mispelt 'cynical ploy' as 'patent gift', wake up editors.

    1. Re:Spelling mistake in submission by mabinogi · · Score: 2, Funny

      no, he misspelt "misspelt".

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      Advanced users are users too!
  3. Java zealot's response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, no, no, you get it all wrong.

    Java is now no longer a technology to add bullshit to webbrowsers.

    It is a mature (so says Sun), fast (so says Sun) and memory-conservative (so says Sun) platform which is platform-independent (so says Sun).

    It is used in major companies and organizations for mission-critical and user-centric applications which leverage the power of the human resources and empower an increasi in return-on-investment.

    Do you want to imply that the CEOs and CTOs of most major companies are *gasp* fucking clueless XP-wieners? I'm sure this would come as a big surprise to all of us.

  4. Re:As usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, the contest creators are agreeing that Quebec should be its own country. You should be proud.

  5. Arrrrghh! by Moe+Yerca · · Score: 3, Funny

    You bastards! Thanks for cutting my chances of winning an iPod down 100x.

  6. Re:2 points you are wrong on. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Java VM's can out-perform cpp over n cycles, where n is sufficient to overcome Java start times (seconds)

    Yes, and a well-supplied tortoise can out-distance a rocket over n years, where n is much longer than the rocket's burn time :/

  7. Re:I've written a review of this by Oliver+Aaltonen · · Score: 2, Funny

    You probably want to use the text-only cached link, since the one you gave still grabs files from your web server (images, stylesheets, etc.).