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Asteroid Named After Douglas Adams
tc writes "MSNBC is reporting that an asteroid has been named after Douglas Adams of Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy fame. Fittingly, the asteroid carried the provisional designation 2001 DA42, thus commemorating the year of his untimely death, containing his initials, and incorporating the famous answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. This seems like a fitting tribute to me."
How about a museum glorifying Douglas Adams? Or a towering monument in his honor? Or if all of his fans gave $100 to his family?
There are tons of things that are more fitting than to have your name attached to some dead rock floating in space.
IMHO.
In Korea, Douglas Adamas is for old people!
Oh wait, it is... As you were...
Get a room. And save some tissue for the next Douglas Adams wanker.
I think we've discovered an even more pathetic group than Steve Jobs fellators here.
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Your penis smells.
I probably should not tell you this in public, but it has started to get annoying.
P.S.: if you are of the famale persuasion, replace the term "penis" with the term "fuck-hole".