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All Three Next-Gen Consoles at e3 2005

Word is now out that, in all likelyhood, all three next generation consoles will be displayed in some form at this year's e3. Nintendo's Revolution has been rumoured to be making an appearance for a while. Yesterday Sony announced the PS3 would be available in playable form at the convention, and Microsoft was soon to follow regarding the Xbox Next. Game on?

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  1. No news is good news by SFalcon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Word is not out that, in all likelyhood, all three next generation consoles will be displayed in some form at this year's e3. Good to know there's no updates on the matter, thanks!

  2. All join in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    all hail the Revolution!

  3. From The Butt-Spell-Checker-Sad-Tt-Wad-Okay! Dept by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 3, Funny
    Word is not out that, in all likelyhood, all three next generation consoles will be displayed in some form at this year's e3.

    Well, it is now.

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  4. Re:Vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What if all the cell processors unite and form a giant A.I. that acts like a super-intelligent penguin, eating all our fish so that the oceans shrink and then there will be no deep end any more. NO DEEP END.

    *anonymity to fend off pending uber-penguin attack

  5. but wait.. by kevinx · · Score: 5, Funny

    comeon, those are just vaporware.. I'm holding out for the phantom.

  6. Re:Vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one would like to be the first to welcome our super-intelligent fish-eating, ocean-shrinking, no deep end making, cell processor based, uber-penguin overlords.

  7. I enjoy it personally by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll flame people. They'll flame me. We'll get into a how long have you been gaming virtual penis measuring contest. We'll all enjoy it and point at each other and laugh. And no opinions will be swayed.

    God himself could descend down upon gaming forums populated entirely by evangelicals in console launch years and declare his preference, backed up by Jesus and the holy ghost, and this is still how it would happen.

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    1. Re:I enjoy it personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      God himself could descend down upon gaming forums populated entirely by evangelicals in console launch years and declare his preference, backed up by Jesus and the holy ghost, and this is still how it would happen.

      WCWJP (What Console Would Jesus Play?)

    2. Re:I enjoy it personally by mbbac · · Score: 2, Funny

      Especially once Zeus & Ra show up.

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    3. Re:I enjoy it personally by Wintermute__ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Xbox Next: Heget (son of Ra. You mean you've never heard of him?)

      PS 3: Hercules (son of Zeus ... in roman mythology anyway. Has name recognition though)

      Revolution: Jesus (completing Soul Calibur 2's tradition of giving the best character to Nintendo. Who wouldn't want to play as Jesus, putting the smackdown on the others left and right?)


      Oh, come on.. You know those other guys would absolutely crucify him!

      Sorry, had to be done..

    4. Re:I enjoy it personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      that's because god doesn't know how to make an entrance anymore... Now if bolts of lightning start smoting everyone who supports/owns inferior console X's houses., destroying all electronic devices, and making a smoky message saying 'buy console Y' and the people who don't heed the word all burst into flames well, then people would take God seriously, but really, he has no balls, all him and jesus would do is say 'love me, love console y' and then get sucker punched by the deities with balls...

  8. Three? by wetdogjp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wait, only three consoles? The Phantom is going to be there, right? I mean, c'mon, it's 2005.

  9. Re:New Input Scheme, Save Us Nintendo! by decipher_saint · · Score: 4, Funny

    You want my Power Glove?

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  10. Re:XBox Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    I don't know where you get that from. As a developer, I actually have an XBox NeXT directly in front of me, arrived today in the mail.

    It's basically a large black box made out of a magnesium alloy. It has a cool optical drive for the games, not a standard DVD or CD player, but a rewritable drive.

    The UI is pretty slick too, as you'd expect from a PowerPC inspired system, it seems to be like a stripped down Mac OS X. Menus appear in a column on the left, the dock is on the right and looks more like, I don't know, maybe the WindowMaker dock for WindowMaker on Unix. Oh, there's a cool Unix-like shell in there too. I'm not sure how much of this will be in the final version though.

    And there's a complete encyclopedia built into the system too.

    The machine doesn't have any Microsoft/XBox logos on it, I guess they want to steer clear of the dreaded XBox label because it ended up being such a marketing disaster, just a cool color logo like a cube with the letters N, E, X and T on it.

    Pretty cool stuff. This is going to change gaming as we know it.

  11. Don't blame me by logic+hack · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm rooting for Dreamcast.

  12. ObSimp by Dirtside · · Score: 2, Funny
    and Microsoft was soon to follow regarding the Xbox Next
    Sure, the X-Box looks impressive, but I predict that the X-Box Next will be twice as powerful, ten thousand times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own one.

    (Thanks, Simpsons!)

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  13. Re:Vision by RichardX · · Score: 2, Funny

    We just summon Godzilla and watch them battle it out. ..Then of course, we're left with the problem of a rampaging Godzilla, so we summon Cthulu to take on Godzilla...

    Then we.. uh.. Is it just me, or is there something wrong with the angles in this room?

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