All Three Next-Gen Consoles at e3 2005
Word is now out that, in all likelyhood, all three next generation consoles will be displayed in some form at this year's e3. Nintendo's Revolution has been rumoured to be making an appearance for a while. Yesterday Sony announced the PS3 would be available in playable form at the convention, and Microsoft was soon to follow regarding the Xbox Next. Game on?
Word is not out that, in all likelyhood, all three next generation consoles will be displayed in some form at this year's e3. Good to know there's no updates on the matter, thanks!
all hail the Revolution!
Well, it is now.
Obliteracy: Words with explosions
What if all the cell processors unite and form a giant A.I. that acts like a super-intelligent penguin, eating all our fish so that the oceans shrink and then there will be no deep end any more. NO DEEP END.
*anonymity to fend off pending uber-penguin attack
comeon, those are just vaporware.. I'm holding out for the phantom.
I for one would like to be the first to welcome our super-intelligent fish-eating, ocean-shrinking, no deep end making, cell processor based, uber-penguin overlords.
I'll flame people. They'll flame me. We'll get into a how long have you been gaming virtual penis measuring contest. We'll all enjoy it and point at each other and laugh. And no opinions will be swayed.
God himself could descend down upon gaming forums populated entirely by evangelicals in console launch years and declare his preference, backed up by Jesus and the holy ghost, and this is still how it would happen.
The key to the enjoyment of pop music is to replace any instance of "love" with "C.H.U.D."
Wait, only three consoles? The Phantom is going to be there, right? I mean, c'mon, it's 2005.
You want my Power Glove?
crazy dynamite monkey
It's basically a large black box made out of a magnesium alloy. It has a cool optical drive for the games, not a standard DVD or CD player, but a rewritable drive.
The UI is pretty slick too, as you'd expect from a PowerPC inspired system, it seems to be like a stripped down Mac OS X. Menus appear in a column on the left, the dock is on the right and looks more like, I don't know, maybe the WindowMaker dock for WindowMaker on Unix. Oh, there's a cool Unix-like shell in there too. I'm not sure how much of this will be in the final version though.
And there's a complete encyclopedia built into the system too.
The machine doesn't have any Microsoft/XBox logos on it, I guess they want to steer clear of the dreaded XBox label because it ended up being such a marketing disaster, just a cool color logo like a cube with the letters N, E, X and T on it.
Pretty cool stuff. This is going to change gaming as we know it.
I'm rooting for Dreamcast.
(Thanks, Simpsons!)
"Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
We just summon Godzilla and watch them battle it out. ..Then of course, we're left with the problem of a rampaging Godzilla, so we summon Cthulu to take on Godzilla...
Then we.. uh.. Is it just me, or is there something wrong with the angles in this room?
Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.