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Safeway Club Card Leads to Bogus Arson Arrest

Richard M. Smith writes "Tukwila, Washington firefighter, Philip Scott Lyons found out the hard way that supermarket loyalty cards come with a huge price. Lyons was arrested last August and charged with attempted arson. Police alleged at the time that Lyons tried to set fire to his own house while his wife and children were inside. According to KOMO-TV and the Seattle Times, a major piece of evidence used against Lyons in his arrest was the record of his supermarket purchases that he made with his Safeway Club Card. Police investigators had discovered that his Club Card was used to buy fire starters of the same type used in the arson attempt. For Lyons, the story did have a happy ending. All charges were dropped against him in January 2005 because another person stepped forward saying he or she set the fire and not Lyons."

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  1. The wife? by sjrstory · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm thinking it was the wife who came forward and took responsibility for this crime. She probably had access to the Safeway Club Card, and most likely would not want to see her husband wrongfully convicted. I find it kind of sketchy that the prosecutor would not say who it is!

  2. Anonymity Is Just An Illusion You're A Celeb by blueZhift · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cases like this just remind us that there's no such thing as anonymity, at least not anymore. Unless you live alone and isolated in a cave somewhere (or a small cabin say, heh), someone, somewhere knows who you are. So how does one deal with this? Fake data? Use cash only? Nah, just act like a celebrity! Do everything as if everyone knows who you are, what you are doing, and who you are doing it with/to. In the age of computers and the internet, we are all stars on stage.

  3. What a pervert! by Zalgon+26+McGee · · Score: 2, Funny
    it really is nobody's business if I want to buy a box of condoms, three tubes of KY jelly, 50 feet of rope and a jar of Smuckers (TM) strawberry jam.

    That's disgusting!

    Now, grape jelly on the other hand...

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  4. who really did it... by gabeman-o · · Score: 2, Funny

    clearly it was Mr Plum in the living room with the grill starter

  5. Re:Here's a tip. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Better yet, USE SOMEONE ELSE'S IDENTITY!

    I do this all the time in Safeway: I give a friend's phone number as ID, because it gives her a few extra points and gives me a bit of a discount.

    Were I an arsonist, I could just as easily use the phone number of, oh the irony, the Fire Chief!

  6. Ultimate shopper, ultimate crime? by fleener · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd hate to see what my Safeway shopping card would get me arrested for.

  7. hrm by dizee · · Score: 2, Funny

    i read that title as "boson argon arrest"

    i was quite interested until i realized my mistake...now it's just boring arson.