Counter-Strike Movie Deal Signed

jujubees writes "Games to movies, movies to games -- it's not an unfamiliar trend anymore, and today the most popular online shooter is next in line. Counter-Strike has been picked up by German director Uwe Boll (known, or hated, for game-to-movie adaptations like the recent Alone in the Dark, upcoming Bloodrayne, etc.). Boll is currently working on the script, which will remain true to the spirit of the game. While the studio is debating whether to use real actors or not, there has been interest from Hollywood actors Ben Affleck and Colin Farrell. "

Comments

Umm.... No.

[JorDan Clock]

GameSpot has already taken the time to disprove this.

From TFA...

[BlastM]

It's a joke.

I got a look at the early script....

[DrunkenTerror]

A Hollywood movie actress falls headlong into a spiral of intrigue and murder, after being accused of a crime she didn't commit. Only a heroic hotdog vendor and his faithful cat, Gordon, can save her. Down on their luck at a local lunch counter, they forging ties with the local waitress union, and convincing them to all call in sick on the same day! It's a... COUNTER STRIKE!

5 minute loops?

[robogymnast]

So is the movie going to be T's and CT's randomly inserted into a building somewhere, so we can watch them run at each other shooting several hundred times, complete with insightful commentary such as "ph34r me n00b" and "gay haxxor turn em off" and other gems of the 13 year old online experience?

Can the ending be people going to said 13 year old's house and beating the crap out of them? Please?

Re:5 minute loops?

[PedanticSpellingTrol]

I think you're looking for this little gem of cinematography

A movie, eh?

[Anonymous Coward]

I for one cannot wait to hear Colin Farrell say, "IM IN UR BASE KILLIN UR D00DZ!!!11"

Yes, it's required of me...

[mooniejohnson]

Affleck: OMG! N00B!

Anonymous Actor: WALLHACK!

Token Over-Sexed, Under-dressed Girl: lololol ur mom is ghey! faghomo.

BBSpot! Satire for smart people, the truth for you

[wbav]

Here's the orignal article.

Already done.

[XpirateX]

I've already seen the movie SWAT and I wasn't impressed.

Other BBSpot Articles

[wbav]

Posted to forums and other places as true, here is a list of other bbspot articles which people believe.

• Microsoft's AntiSpyware Tool Removes Internet Explorer
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• Test Shows 99.99% of High School Seniors Can't Read Perl
• Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP
• Fengtek Releases Motherboard Designed Using Feng Shui Principles

I hope, by now, you get they are all jokes.

Noooooooo

[dousk]

Oh my God noooooooooooo! Uwe is like, the suckiest director ever :-/ If you don't believe me, just rent Night Of The Dead: a SEGA adaptation.... blech......

true to the spirit of the game eh?

[McBeer]

so half the bad guys will be able to run 200mph, see through walls, and have no recoil whatsoever?