SBC and AT&T Boards Vote to Go Ahead
telstar writes "As a follow-up to earlier coverage regarding the possible acquisition of AT&T by SBC, MSNBC is reporting that boards from both companies met to vote today and that the acquisition will go forward at a price of 16 billion dollars. Both companies are currently keeping the deal quiet."
This is the loudest quiet deal I've ever heard.
Yes, that's quite evident from its being posted on Slashdot, of all places.
Don't worry guys, I'm sure nobody will read it! Probably not even the second or third time they post it!
When things get complex, multiply by the complex conjugate.
Bill Gates responds "16 billion? If they need the dough they know where to find me."
You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
...as if thousands of people all dialed 911 at once. . . and got a busy signal.
You are not the customer.
Would it kill the submitter to explain what SBC, AT&T and MSNBC *mean*?
SBC: Some Bastard Child of
AT&T: A former Totalitarian Telephone company which
MSNBC: May eventually Sire New Bastard Children.
It's all about that circle of life crap. You know, like the way black widow babies eat their mothers. The corporate paradigm in a nutshell!
"What do you despise? By this are you truly known." --Princess Irulan, Manual of Muad'Dib
/)