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Intergalactic Bounty Hunters Wanted
myukew wrote in to let us know about a viral marketing campaign by Nintendo that went awry. A while back Nintendo posted an opening on the jobs board Monster.com for an "Intergalactic Bounty Hunter". The response they received was unnerving. From the article: "Within the first day of posting the job, we had several replies from real applicants who seriously wanted to be an intergalactic bounty hunter for a living. The skills and experience these people listed went beyond surprising into the realm of frightening. We never expected such a wide array of replies from so many people who were actually pursuing interviews for gainful employment as a space warrior."
how many people had the same resume as the Comic Book guy in the Simpsons.
yeah I'm sure they were aware of it, this story/situation is just the "wrap-up" piece to this marketing gimmick, just the last drop squeezed out of this campaign.
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"Many of the serious applications we received came from users who reply to job postings without carefully reading the job description. Most of these applicants are ex-military, and they jumped at the chance of working in an exciting and high-risk field. As for the alien technology and other out-of-this-world references in our job posting, perhaps these ex-military personnel know something about government weapons research that we don't?" Nintendo's Senior Director of Public Relations Beth Llewelyn told GameDAILY BIZ.
Seeing as how my parents (both retired Mil) keep saying that they were using stuff, that just came out for us consumers, 20 years ago, I would say "yes, they do know something we don't". I have heard Military Tech described as this "Take what you see, evolve it 3 or 4 generations, that is what they (DoD) have". To be declasified in 20 or 30 years.
Fly me to the moon Let me sing among those stars Let me see what spring is like On jupiter and mars
Posted anonymously, because I don't want to be linked with these people. In the interests of their privacy, some details have been changed.
... very, very subtle. They're also very underhanded and not bound by law." I asked if we were talking organized crime, and my employers demurred. After about another fifteen minutes of careful "I can't effectively help you if I don't know who you're up against", they confided in me their group's purpose.
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I'm an information-security consultant. During the big tech downturn a few years ago, a group in Chicago asked about my services. They didn't trust email or phones, though, so I had to make the trip into Chicago to meet them directly. I told them that it would cost them money to have me head out to Chicago, but they assured me there wouldn't be a problem there.
In the meeting, they presented me with a cashier's check to cover my initial consultation fee and traveling expenses. Given it was the tech downturn, my initial fee wasn't huge, but between it and travel expenses the check was a nontrivial amount of money. A few hours went by as I did a quick evaluation of their systems. Finally, the preliminary assessment complete, I presented possibilities to my employers.
They thanked me, but warned: "The people we're concerned about are
They were a support group for people on the run from the Illuminati.
("The Bavarian Illuminati?" I asked, wondering if I'd heard it right. I got a fifteen-minute spiel about how the Illuminati isn't Bavarian, and how the Bavarian Illuminati was a disinformation campaign from the real Illuminati, which wasn't even really called the Illuminati but this group hadn't been able to find its real name yet.)
After fifteen minutes of listening to these people tell me, quite calmly and quite lucidly, the most wacko paranoiac conspiracy theories I've ever heard, I realized I had to get out of there in a big-ass hurry. So I politely told them "I'm sorry, but I'm not comfortable going up against the Bavar... err, the Illuminati. I think you need someone else."
They said they understood completely. I left the cashier's check on the table, explaining to them that I didn't feel comfortable taking their money if I wasn't willing to help them in their struggle against the, err, Illuminati. I got out of there and headed back home.
The real reason I didn't take their money was I was afraid word would get out in the information-security community of just who I'd worked for. I wanted to be able to outright deny ever knowing these people, ever meeting these people, ever being party to their insanity.
There is no Illuminati. There are no runners from the Illuminati. I was never approached by people who wanted to create a secure network for people who were on the run from the Illuminati to communicate with each other over.
No, I was approached by a bunch of dangerously delusional people.
But whenever information-security geeks get together and share stories about the weirdest clients we've ever had--at least, the clients we can talk about--well. I've had fellow geeks buying me beers for the last couple of years just on the strength of these wackos.
I had a pencil and paper RTS unimaginatively called "Space Wars." It involved taping six sheets of paper together, and using a fixed number of "points" each turn to build/equip/repair/transport ships. After a while it got a bit crowded though, with all the crossed-out ships that were destroyed or had moved. I had a folder detailing the different classes of ships (each player only had certain ships available to them) and the points to build/equip, etc. I have no fucking idea why I just wrote this, but I really wish I had that folder still.
English is easier said than done.
It would be interesting to know how many people actually bought Halo 2 due to the first interesting then just annoying "ilovebees" webpage.
There are 2 details bugging me, those who even noticed these sort of campaigns are already fans, those who follow it to the very end also (not only have not much of a life) are definetily geeks and tech, sci-fi enthusiasts. Was there any chance they wouldnt have bought the game anyway? (Now that was a great way to expend 1 million bucks!)
About Metroid , mod as you will, but I think if they had implemented a decent online mode (instead of the golden eyetastic 4 player deathmatch) the sales were had been a lot more impressive. Xbox: halo 2, ps2: socom, cube: metroid online!
The 1 player mode is great but the deathmatch is a complete joke. (heres hoping for the DS version)
p.s. How many people even noticed, this viral campaign? anyway, its news to me.
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