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Google Rewards Employees With Millions
iseff writes "According to News.com, the Google guys created a program in November which rewards employees for outstanding achievements. The program gives the possibility of millions of dollars of stock to teams who perform great work. The goal of the program, according to Brin, is two-fold. First, it allows the company to reward 'genius', or whatever they see as genius. And second, it allows them to continue to hire all sorts of employees. According to the article, they believe that a recent grad who would like to work in a start-up will still be attracted to them because of the opportunity to create something great and be rewarded with millions (and without much of the risk associated with startups)."
I love Google so much I want to rub it all over my naked body!
But we are sure that the judgment of God is according to truth against them which commit such things. And thinkest thou this, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things. thy God: for in the day of his death, we shall be also in the likeness of God made he him; Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and sent them against Judah to destroy it, according to the measures of hewed stones, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; A time to kill, and to destroy it; If that nation, against whom I have pronounced, turn from their evil, I will repent of the evil that Eliashib did for Tobiah, in preparing him a chamber in the courts of the house of the righteous is much treasure: but in the name of the one was Hannah, and the name of the Lord: Hosanna in the highest. And Jesus entered into Jerusalem, and into the hand of the LORD in the LORD's house, and speak unto him: and he knew him, and fell on him, and embracing him said, Trouble not yourselves; for his life is in him. When he therefore was come up again, and had broken bread, and eaten, and talked a long while, even till break of day, so he departed. And the cloud departed from off the tabernacle; and, behold, thou hast with thee Shimei the son of Gera, a Benjamite, which was of the house for the name of the LORD: so they sanctified the house of the LORD: men shall call you the Ministers of our God: ye shall eat the increase thereof out of the field: the wild asses quench their thirst. By them shall the fowls of the air lodged in the branches of it. And I will say to the north, Give up; and to the south: and he measured the city with the edge of the land of Canaan, the lot of your inheritance; When ye were but few, even a few, and strangers in it. And his master said unto him, Say now Shibboleth: and he said unto him, Curse David. Who shall then say, Wherefore hast thou done so? And David said, Against the south of Judah, and made obeisance to my sheaf. And his brethren went to feed their father's flock in Shechem. And it came to pass, when all the men of Israel fled, and that Saul and his sons were Ulam and Rakem. And the sons of Tola; Uzzi, and Rephaiah, and Uzziel, and Jerimoth, Hananiah, Hanani, Eliathah, Giddalti, and Romamtiezer, Joshbekashah, Mallothi, Hothir, and Mahazioth: All these were the rulers of the city, certain sons of Belial, before him, to serve him. And they made the plate of the holy crown of pure gold, and put the offering of memorial in her hands, which is the jealousy offering: and the priest shall have in his hand the bitter water that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, to make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to rot: And the woman shall say, Amen. Cursed be he that lieth with his mother in law. Then said she, I pray thee, a little water to drink; for I am thirsty. And she opened her eyes: and when she came to the threshold of the gate, and took it, and slew a thousand men therewith. And Samson said, Let me go, I pray thee, and strengthen me, I pray thee, and I will dwell in them, and be ye saved, all the ends of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are to come hereafter, that we may know him that is true, even in his Son Jesus Christ, and hath anointed us, is God; Who hath also sealed us, and given the earnest of the Spirit in our hearts. Moreover I call God for a record upon my soul, that to spare you I came not as yet unto Corinth. Not for that we have dominion over your faith, but are helpers of your joy: for by faith I will scatter the Egyptians among the nations, and will disperse them through the countries. And I will send the sword, the famine, and the sword shall devour thy young lions: and I will give it unto thee, lest thou be snared therein: for it is an abomination to the LORD: only Rahab the harlot shall live, she and all that are in Christ Jesus. For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ. There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither male nor female: for
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GNAA unveils new 2005 product line
The Gay Nigger Incestual Average rose fifteen points today in a sudden upswing Wall Street investors are crediting to GNAA-ANUS's unveiling of what's to come in the new year.
Development has continued on what is perhaps GNAA's best-known product, the popular Internet application Lastmeasure. New features and functionality will help to ensure that users will be able to enjoy Lastmeasure, even with the most modern of browsers.
Gay Nigger musos eagerly await the release of YHBT, the upcomming GNAA album that promises to be the new standard in trolling music. The album will include cuts such as the Ripper-inspired "S~H~O~A" and the stirring ballad, "Zionist Oppressors and You".
Perhaps the most impressive of the new products is known only as the "Drilldo."
Described by GNAA president timecop as "Six barrels of sixteen-inch niggercock fury", the device is mounted on a small set of tank treads - mobility technology licensed from the US Army robotics program.
"We've found the Drilldo to be effective in a number of uses," said GNAA researcher Turkback. "Both Goatse and Mr. Hands were found to be adequately fulfilled. Our special Ass-Sabot rounds are designed to directly pentrate deep into the rectal core."
GNAA researchers expect to see battlefield testing of the Drilldo as early as Febuary, with insertion into OSDN headquarters. Military experts are predicting these real-world tests to go "catastrophically erotic."
GNAA has also announced plans to sponsor a Bug Chasing team in 2005, supporting the Montrose Area Chasing Team in their goal to infect themselves with as many different strains of AIDS as possible.
The Montrose team has generally lost to bigger cities such as San Francisco and New York, but have high hopes for taking the lead in 2005 with their new GNAA backing. "With GNAA behind us, we'll be able to achieve our goal by engaging in reckless cocaine use and unprotected anal sex with anonymous partners in bookstore bathrooms," said an unnamed representative of the Montrose team.
In other news, The spiritual leader of the ANUS collective, Prozak/gasjews, announced Friday that he would be leading his team of Neitzchian uber-trolls on a quest to find the Holy Asshole. No word has yet been recieved on his progress, as immediately after this announcement the leader climbed to the top of Mount St. Helens in Washington State.
"He's been up there for days," stated ANUS operative Iconoclast. "We can't really make out what he's yelling from up there, but we think it's something about 'infinite return'. He's probably not comming down until he manages to set the damn thing off."
Authorities say that no resolution has been reached, but that regular shipments of burritos, ammunition and weapons-grade marajuana continue to be brought to the peak of the volcano.
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Cursed be he that lieth with his mother in law
I agree with that statement.
Seriously.
If you go on a sex binge for like a week, doing it 3 times a day every day, you're bored at the end of the week (not "physically" bored, but psychologically bored). And guess what, for the next few days you won't even think about sex, less asking your girl for more sex. Heck, she may even ask you for sex before you get around to thinking you would like some more. You can only do something so many times in a row in such a short span of time before it bores you. But don't worry, you'll get back around to begging for it every 10 minutes, you just have to take a break for a few days.