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Debian Project Nominations Opened
robstah writes "The Debian project have announced the opening of nominations for this year's Debian Project Leader (DPL) elections. The first nomination, that of Matthew Garrett (of Dasher fame) has also been announced on Debian Planet."
I'd care if this was about Novell or Redhat. Don't care about this amateur hacker project.
People look at linux and say "it doesn't even PLAY MP3s!" Yes, yes, we all know you can just install mplayer or something like that but it's stupid.
that's what Debilian is all about. Creating hype and playing politics. Software has always been a pretense.
Some people might like to get a train to work,
Or drive in in a beamer or a merc.
Some guys like to travel in a bus,
But I can't be bothered with a bus.
Today I've gotta take my bike,
'Cos once again the tube's on strike
The greedy bastards want extra pay,
for sitting on their arse all day,
even though the earn 30k.
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING TRAIN?
London Underground, London Underground,
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts.
London Underground, London Underground,
They're all greedy cunts, I wanna shoot them all,
With a rifle...
All they say is 'Please mind the doors',
And they learn that on the 2-day course.
This job could be done by a four-year-old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get,
Burger King and piss and sweat.
You roast to death from the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet,
And chewing gum on every seat,
So don't tell me, to mind the gap,
I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK!
London Underground, London Underground,
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts,
London Underground, London Underground,
They're all greedy cunts, I wanna shoot them all,
With a rifle...
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la,
The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when
WE'RE ALL LATE FOR WORK AGAIN!
London Underground, London Underground,
Wa-wa-wankers! They're all wankers!
London Underground, London Underground,
Take your Oyster Card, and shove it up your arsehole.
So that their as little overhead The most vibrant fastest-growing GAY code sharing
I wonder if someone could convince the new leader to rename stable, testing and unstable to stale, rusting and broken...
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.