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NASA Proposes Warming Mars

hotsauce writes "The Guardian reports a NASA scientist has proposed releasing a gas on Mars to start a global warming of the planet in order to make it more hospitable for life. No word on how much traction this has amongst geophysicists. I wonder how much simulation and testing you need before we feel safe about affecting an entire planet."

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  1. Re:Bad idea by rbarreira · · Score: -1, Troll

    Yeah, imagine a load of alien-movie-like species appearing because of that :D

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  2. Path to Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    1.) Warm mars with a special gas
    2.) Orbit of Mars changes impercetibly
    3.) Years later, the orbit change is noticable
    4.) Screaming in terror, the Earth's population watches in horror as a large red planet takes a swipe at the earth.
    5.) Destruction
  3. Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Just mention to George W that there are terrorists and WMD hiding out on Mars, and he'll let you test anything there!

  4. Re:Pop science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
    It's still debatable whether or not global warming can even happen with the amount of gas we are putting into the air.

    You're right about "pop science". There's little debate anymore about the effects of CO2 on global temperatures, except among non scientists (i.e. Pop science). The only debate is, "Does it matter?" You can believe what you hear on from Pop science places like FoxNews, but there is a dramatic change going on and CO2 is the only explanation that's been found to fit.

    Don't bother giving my what ever phony story you have. I've heard them all and I've seen the real data.

  5. Re:Smokers? by XianDeath · · Score: 0, Troll
    As the great and late Bill Hicks said...

    "I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I recommend you look around the world in which we live...and shut your fucking mouth."

    and...

    "I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?.......Non-smokers die every day...Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the first to POP that bubble and bring you hurtling back to reality....You're dead too."

  6. Re:No life on Mars? by duffbeer703 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Maybe we don't want to find life on Mars?

    Millions of people argue passionately that the world was created in seven days by a deity 3,000 years ago. Try arguing with such a person.

    Instead of pissing those people off, its easier to just kill the aliens.

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  7. Re:The Earth IS at Equilibrium by delmoi · · Score: 1, Troll

    Even if global warming were true for example (which it's not)

    It's not? It's been conclusively proven that global warming isn't true? Wow, I totally didn't get the memo. Either that or I just missed it because it came with all the creationist memos I throw out every morning.

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  8. NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    This is not a decision that NASA should be allowed to take on its own, this is more even than an INTERNATIONAL level, the UN should step in here and block this until its considered at international level. Who does NASA think they are?

  9. Re:No ! by Decaff · · Score: 0, Troll

    We have no way of telling that a massive release of gas on Mars would not eventually come back to haunt us here on Earth.

    We do. We are constantly bombarded by massive releases of gas and particles from the Sun, and it has only very minor effects.

    Also, there is the not-so-little matter of the gravity of Mars - any gas we release there is not going to drift off in bulk and effect us.

  10. Re:Original NASA Article from Feb/2001 with more i by KlomDark · · Score: 1, Troll

    It will happen during the third term of Bush - Although not to save the planet, but to continue with his God-complex and rush to create the conditions of the Apocalypse.

    As it says in Revelations - the seas will turn to blood.

    A great algal bloom is red (due to the iron) rather than it's normal green, thus giving the seas the look of blood. It also, will cause massive sealife death due depletion of free oxygen in the water, and the heavy intake of C02 from the air)

    Eventually, we'll return to the old Testament and be commanded by a burning Bush.

    (My distopian conspiracy theory for the day, enjoy! :) )