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Helping IT Save Money ... and Jobs?

An anonymous reader asks: "I work in a small, overworked and understaffed IT department at a profitable business. We recently got the news that we needed to cut costs. While every penny counts, simply turning off the computers at night and saving pennies on processor cycles isn't exactly a noticeable savings. I'm curious what measures other Slashdot readers have taken to save money within their IT departments."

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  1. Cut Users by utopia27 · · Score: 3, Funny

    fewer users -> fewer issues -> lower costs.

    if it weren't for those pesky users...

  2. Re:Outsourced Ourselves by karnal · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if my native country is India?

    Where do I outsource to then????

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  3. blackmail employees by rich42 · · Score: 4, Funny
    You could have a semi-official "black operations" program where you monitor employee's web surfing behavior.

    If you find out anyone's surfing for donkey porn - tell them it's time to pay up - or their boss will find out.

    The money goes back into IT dept. funding so you can still buy that new videocard you need to play Half-Life 2.

  4. Re:Every Penny Does Count by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Paid overtime? You kidding, right?

  5. Re:I got a better idea by irishdaze · · Score: 3, Funny

    what the hell? were you working for EA?

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  6. Re:Every Penny Does Count by defile · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pagers also have much better battery life, lasting 3-4 weeks on a single AA battery. You'll rarely miss a page because the battery is dead-- but a cell battery won't even last a full day.

    Not to mention that no doubt the vast majority of your staff already carries around a cell phone. Carrying around a cell and a pager is not that weird, but carrying around two cells would be very strange.

    You mention all of these things like they're faults, but I consider them to be features of cell phones. Sporadic coverage? Bad reception inside buildings? Low battery life? Cell phones offer all of the political capital of being 24/7 reachable while still offering a million excuses for why you never answer or call back.