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Smart People Choke Under Pressure

People perceived as the most likely to succeed might also be the most likely to crumble under pressure. A new study finds that individuals with high working-memory capacity, which normally allows them to excel, crack under pressure and do worse on simple exams than when allowed to work with no constraints. Those with less capacity score low, too, but they tend not to be affected by pressure.

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  1. Thinking Inside The Square by fembots · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The friendly article mentioned that pressure causes smart people to think "Oh no, I can't screw up".

    While it can be true since it's posted on the internet, personally I believe they (i.e. I am not one) choke when they're required to do things under a strict guideline, which restricts them from thinking outside the square, but it's thinking outside the square that makes them so smart in the first place.

    So it's more like "Oh no, what are these rules and how do I follow them?" or "WhyTF should I do these?".

    On the other hand, less smart people, like those who upgrade from Windows 1.0 to Windows Longhorn religously because MS told them so, are usually well trained to follow a certain set of rules, so regardless of the pressure/threats/deadline, they know only one thing - "Follow these procedures and policies and I'll be okay".

    1. Re:Thinking Inside The Square by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Personally, I think you're onto something in the first part of your post. That sort of thing is echoed in my experience. I'm definitely the out of the box thinker. It almost hurts when I've got to understand how other people think. I dunno, sometimes, I see the geometry of what's going on, and I don't think that many other people think the same way. I've got to understand how a small part of the machine works before I can be sure how the rest works. I think this is why I sometimes have problems grasping the Big Picture.

      Anyway...

    2. Re:Thinking Inside The Square by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Also, people trained to follow rules choke when they're asked to be inventive. A friend works as an executive in a major fast food business, and he told me how they classify employees according to their way of solving problems (psychometric test). The worst thing you can do to somebody who "follows the rules" is ask him to be inventive. He'll break up in no time.

    3. Re:Thinking Inside The Square by The_Laughing_God · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When I was in high school, I admired the "tough" teachers, who gave hard exams and had "old fashioned standards", three of my math teachers were like that. They were proud that they routinely gave homework problems that even engineer parents couldn't solve (with the limited methods the kids had been taught).

      I left high school early, and got an A in Calculus at Harvard, where the course was rather loosely structured: lecture attendance was optional; you took exams when you felt like it; and there was a pool of fresh exams, so you could take a different exam on each topic (up to twice) if you later gained a deeper insight into a concept, emphasized the wrong concepts in your self-study or simply blew a test.

      My high school calc teacher was rather offended by my departure (she'd openly said I'd never amount to anything) and when I mentioned my Harvard "A" to the department chairman on a return visit, she challenged me to take HER final [She'd apparently done this with other students who'd left early, and none had passed.) I passed, but I didn't do particularly well. (Much as the engineering parents might've done, I suppose)

      However, I stayed in touch with several of my fellow Honors Math students who had aced her course and went to college in Cambridge. I think they'd all agree that I remained better and more creative in basic calculus than them -- even the ones who went to MIT (I'm not dissing MIT; I've long been associated with that school)

      Though I have always been a big fan of alternative approaches to education, it was over ten years and two doctorates later before I realized that these "tough, old-school" teachers hadn't been teaching very well at all. Their "tough" problems really tested how well you retained the trickier examples from of their homework problems.

      Though they were quite good at instilling the fundamentals of Algebra 2, Calculus, etc., they hadn't really given their students much skill at "free-form" math. Sadly, in the real world, all math problems are free form: creativity and insight are invaluable, but limiting yourself to specific chosen techniques is almost always a meaningless exercise.

      It really saddens me, because I still have a profound respect for "old school" teachers. The problem is: just being "tough" and "old school" isn't enough, and I think many such dedicated teachers would change their methods somewhat and become even more outstanding teachers, if only someone could make them fully understand this one weakness in their teaching, but instead they believe that their daily experience reaffirms the validity of their methods.

      I was fortunate to have one teacher, in two different high school courses, who had been a former engineer and valued creative solutions. He also became our Math League coach in those years, and suddenly we went from the bottom of our local league to the top of the state [I still grin when I remember walking through the cafeteria "staging area" for the meets, and hearing the former top schools asking "who are these guys] Our success wasn't just due to his teaching -we barely did any prep, compared to the Powerhouses in our league- but was equally due to his encouragement of creative thinkers, including freshmen (like myself and a coupple of others who I fully admit were more talented at math than I was). Before his tenure, only the Seniors with the best grades (and a few exceptional Juniors) were encouraged to join.

      That last point is important: the juniors/seniors on the team when I was a freshman were good, and certainly knew more math than we underclassmen did, make no mistake, but we had, nonetheless, been near the bottom of our league, so I can only guess that they hadn't done well with problems for which they hadn't been specifically prepped, and our math league categories leaned heavily toward "free form" problems, as opposed to "solve this equation".

      Suddenly I'm flooded with repressed high school memories. Man, what a waste of life tht would've been, If it hadn't been for the girls [who says geeks can't date like demons?]. Just for the record, though, this isn't high school bitterness. I'm a 40-something, and the past two decades have offered many fresher things to be bitter about!

    4. Re:Thinking Inside The Square by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Sadly, in the real world, all math problems are free form: creativity and insight are invaluable, but limiting yourself to specific chosen techniques is almost always a meaningless exercise.

      I beg to differ. There is one endeavor where "sticking to specific techniques" is needed for success: SQL injection against ASP-based websites.

      With SQL injection, you do not get access to the full power of SQL, but only have access to a limited subset of commands. You must solve the problem (root the site) using that limited subset.

      Maybe the site uses MS Access rather than Sequel sewer? Bye bye chaining commands using semicolons. And GROUP BY / HAVING 1=1 hacks become unavailable as well.

      Maybe it's one of those rare insecure Php sites? Bye bye using the all-powerful single-quote character. You have to find a field element that is being used as an (unchecked) numeric value (or as a sort key...) because you can't get out of a string. But you can't get into a string either, so each string needs to be constructed laboriously using char(48,119,110,101,100,33) or something equivalent.

      Or often, you don't get to see the actual error message, but get only two slightly different high-level messages, depending on the exact error: welcome to the wonderful world of reading tables bit by bit!

      Or, worst of all: field size constraints (your leet SQL command needs to fit into a very limited space), or characters that are "forbidden" for no reason at all (I once came accross a site, that although running SQL server would apparently not allow me to input semicolons (%3B). It was an input filter thingy though, and replacing them with linefeeds (%0A, or even %0A--%0A) let me in.

    5. Re:Thinking Inside The Square by Ibag · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Speaking as an MIT student, I think that there are two sides to the coin. On one hand, if you don't have a large enough bag of tricks, your creativity might not be enough to help you solve a problem in a reasonable time frame. On the other hand, if you don't have creativity, you won't be able to soslve the problems tht your tricks don't cover, and you might not see how to apply the tricks you have anyway.

      Unfortunately, creativity is not something that can be easily taught, and the creative people will remain creative unless they have are told that different but correct solutions are wrong.

      However, this still leaves two options for teaching creative people: you can focus on methods and hope that their creativity allows them to apply and expand them, or you can teach them background and hope that they either can make a contribution to theory or can manage when they get to problems they weren't taught.

      I'm fortunate to be a mathematician, so I don't get too bogged down in methods, but I've taken enough engineering related courses to know that some people teach more "how" than "why". Does this kill people's creativity? To the extent that people will take the path of least resistance and do what they know when they can, yes, but I think that they still have paralells to draw when they hit brick walls. On the other hand, people who were more free might have a better understanding of what is going on, but if they can't do the integrals that they have to do, their creativity has failed them.

      It all depends on what you are trying to accomplish. Yes, if you give someone a hammer they might try to treat everything as a nail, but if you only give someone the tools to make new tools, there are many things they will do slower, and still some things not at all. Which is better depends on what you are doing. If you are tasked with building a good engineer, though, you have a better chance of making him good enough if you give him enough tools to do what he needs to do.

    6. Re:Thinking Inside The Square by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm actually at my best under pressure, provided I know enough of the parameters. Whithout enough experience however I have issues. With too much time I start thinking about to many what-if's and borrowing trouble and nit picking my own decisions.
      I know exactly what you mean about how others think being hard to deal with. In area's where I know what I'm doing and the right thing needs to be done NOW I find I have little patience for 'idiots'. I put that in quotes because they're not really idiots(at least usually not), they just don't think like I do and the conflict drives me nuts. I see with crystal clarity the 'right' way to fix something and start to do so, and usually half way through someone tries to push me in a different direction. It's really hard, not to mention frustrating, to explain things that took years of experience to put together into an almost instinctive gestalt when time is short.

      Mycroft

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    7. Re:Thinking Inside The Square by virtualXTC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We need to think outside of a box of engineers: Who says that "individuals with high working-memory capacity" are smart? I know a lot of people that can memorize just about anything, it doesn't mean they can apply that knowledge (unlike a good engineer). People who can easily memorize aren't necessarily any smarter than those that can't. Most physicists I know would rather derive everything than memorize it - that's true intelligence!

    8. Re:Thinking Inside The Square by tootlemonde · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Unfortunately, creativity is not something that can be easily taught...

      In a recent article, Mandelbrot shows three common techniques that have kept him creative even today when he's nearly 80:

      1. I always saw a close kinship between the needs of "pure" mathematics and a certain hero of Greek mythology, Antaeus. The son of Earth, he had to touch the ground every so often in order to reestablish contact with his Mother; otherwise his strength waned. To strangle him, Hercules simply held him off the ground. Back to mathematics. Separation from any down-to-earth input could safely be complete for long periods -- but not forever.
      2. A recent, important turn in my life occurred when I realized that something that I have long been stating in footnotes should be put on the marquee. I have engaged myself, without realizing it, in undertaking a theory of roughness.
      3. To give an example, let me return to the stock market and the weather. It turns out ... that the techniques I developed for studying turbulence -- like weather -- also apply to the stock market.

      Mandelbrot's techniques can be roughly sumarized as (1) periodically return to basic principles or direct observation; (2) pay closer attention to obscure or peripheral phenomenon; and (3) apply techniques from apparently unrelated disciplines.

      I suspect that part of the problem isn't that creativity is hard to teach but that it isn't taught at all. Creativity might be like any other technique. If you know it, you use it.

      I wonder if the missing ingredient in creativity is arrogance, a quality much on display in Mandelbrot's article. Creative people think their rightful place is standing on the shoulders of giants. They've been told the view is better up there.

    9. Re:Thinking Inside The Square by kill+-9+$$ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I had a linear algebra teacher who did the same exact thing. I'd dread his exams before hand because you knew it was going to be stuff that you couldn't really study for. All you could do is understand the concepts best you could and go in and engage the gray matter.

      At the same time it was the most fulfilling experience cause when you got done with that exam you felt like you effectively doubled your knowledge on the subject, saw new ways to apply the concepts, and/or just knew you had the stuff down cold.

      Everybody hated him as a teacher, I never took another math class without him, unless it was a subject he just didn't teach.

      That was the only professor I ever found who had a knack for writing exams like that, I wish more could even though they do stress you out a bit.

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      -- A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard
  2. Is this a veiled attempt... by daveschroeder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...for people who think of themselves as "geeks" to be able to justify why they fuck up under pressure?

    I hope not.

    1. Re:Is this a veiled attempt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No, it's just that the higher you are, the farther you fall.

      Gifted people are much more likely to suffer from underachivement problems than other people, usually due to perfectionism, social anxiety issues, etc.

      Personally, I suffer from severe perfectionism. Many people wish they were perfectionists. They're always perceived as the people who excel and do whatever it takes to complete something to the best of the ability. That image is entirely false. Perfectionism is the leading cause of gifted underachivement in academics (and, I would assume, "real world" achievement).

      Try to imagine it like this. You receive a homework assignment from a teacher (if you're an employed adult, replace it with a project from a manager or something -.-). You dread doing it, so you procrastinate. That's no big deal, of course. Most people procrastinate. But then you start working. Rather than concentrate on the big picture - getting a good grade, getting the job done, whatever - you focus on the little things. Is this sentence typed correctly? Is that the right form of this? What if people think this is stupid? You get confused; you have no idea what you are doing anymore. You finally dredge through it, and rather than feel accomplishment, you feel dread. Afterall, it will be graded and judged. What if it isn't good enough? People will think you're stupid? For a perfectionist, that's a terrible feeling. It's one emotional drain after another.

      While this isn't directly related to the article, there are some connections. Personally, it has ruined my life. Nothing can make you feel good about yourself. I received a 1580 "equivalent" on my PSAT's last year. Did I feel happy about it? No. I felt so incompetent for missing that math problem, and so amazingly stupid for not getting that reading comprehension question rated as "medium" right.

      I'm failing 5 out of 6 of my classes right now, basically assuring that any hopes of a succesful life is ruined. It's a great feeling.

      Sorry, it's just that your post angered me a little bit. Didn't mean to rant. -.-

    2. Re:Is this a veiled attempt... by RocketRainbow · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There are some rude anonymous replies to the parent comment and I'd like to set the record straight. Perfectionism comes with pressure to achieve - it's not automatically a trait that comes with intelligence, it appears when a person judges his or her self worth by what is achieved. The perfectionist feels like "not a real person" and feels a constant need to prove himself or herself.

      For many young women, this means a possibly fatal eating disorder. The parent poster is failing classes and generally ensuring an unhappy life. Psychologists can help with this problem. There are psychologists that specialize in eating disorders who would find this sort of thing quite familiar. Also, many universities have counselling centres or psychologists in the area who are familiar with student issues.

      Perfectionism is usually a problem for young people, but if you are a grown-up who is currently in a downward spiral because of perfectionism, you may be able to find someone by asking around in the abovementioned places, or by asking your doctor.

      The other problem mentioned was performance anxiety. Anxious disorders can be treated with drugs (from a psychiatrist, not your personal physician) but you should also undergo some form of psychoanalysis or counselling to try and get off the drugs. If anxiety is left untreated it can turn into panic and get you hospitalized thinking that you are dying. Not my idea of a good Saturday afternoon.

      Geeks unite, stand up for your health!

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    3. Re:Is this a veiled attempt... by Headw1nd · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I hope you read this reply, because I've suffered from much the same problem, and I'd like to throw in my two cents.

      First, prefectionism really is a problem. It leads to your life being agonizing, and is actually counterproductive in terms of achievement and productivity. You realize this, which is a good start. The most difficult thing about fixing it is a belief that you need to do it all by yourself. You are not perfect, nor are you going to be. You are not self-sufficient. As a perfectionist, you undoubtably believe that if you can't solve your problems by yourself, you are not worthy of a solution. This is not true.

      If I had to give practical advice for your schoolwork, I'd say this, start early, and plan less. I'm sure as soon as you get an assignment you start thinking in grandiose terms- this is a setup. Start the assignment that night, don't give yourself time to make it bigger than it needs to be. My school career was littered with half-finished masterpieces.

      Another suggestion, find something you'd like to be jugded on beside academics. Having an identity beyond being smart is important, and not just as a fallback plan. Untie your self worth from achievement. It does wonders for both.

      Oh, and stop apologizing. Don't worry that someone might percieve you as ranting/whining/whatever. After all, you're not perfect.

      Good luck.

  3. Distraction by ryanjensen · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Like that show, Distraction, on Comedy Central. The contestants seem smart, but fail to answer simple questions when being hit in the head with bottles or having a same-sex lapdance performed for them.

    Sitting at home I can answer all those questions, but I'm sure they all could too. I'm not about to try my luck with the taser-arm-wrestling bit though.

  4. I'm going to sound like an arrogant ass by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But if I'm as smart as people think I am, then this explains a lot. My memory is usually pretty horrible except when I'm really interested in something (oddly enough I keep remembering all these hydraulics formulas that I'm learning lately) and when I have to take a test I usually choke, and hard. I'm getting better, I think, but in general I've tested very poorly even in subjects that I know.

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  5. conf t by blackomegax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    reminds me of some CCNA classes i took. the labs were complex enough to give me something to dig into, to learn. when it came down to tests, cisco's at the time were horridly simple, and i just kinda procrastinated. the same applies to linux. using it, i learn alot. on labs and tests for it...not so much. article = dead on

  6. ENTP personality type by mboverload · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "ENTPs are known for their quest of the novel and complex. They have faith in their ability to improvise and to overcome any challenges that they face. They are highly independent, and value adaptability and innovation. They may be several steps ahead of others in encouraging and valuing change. They hate uninspired routine and resist hierarchical and bureaucratic structures that are not functional. They need freedom for action....

    The worst job for them is working for someone who demands considerable rule following or tries too often to tell or order, rather than make suggestions to the ENTP. Throughout their careers, ENTPs want their work to be enjoyable, with interesting possibilities for applications. Additionally, having their work widely acclaimed and accepted as a unique contribution would be highly gratifying for ENTPs...

    They prefer the start-up phase of a project rather than the followthrough or maintenance phase. Once the project is designed, they prefer to turn it over to someone else. They take initiative and inspire others toward greater accomplishments and challenges."

  7. Hmmm... by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From TFA:

    The study analyzed 93 undergraduate students from Michigan State University to determine their working-memory capacities. The students were divided into two groups, a high working-memory group (HWM) and a low working-memory group (LWM). Each person was given a 24-problem math test in a low-pressure environment. The HWM group did substantially better.

    Then the two groups were given the same test, but were told that they were part of a "team effort" and an improved score would earn the team a cash reward. They were also told their performance was being evaluated by math professors.

    Under this higher, real world pressure situation, the HWM group's score dropped to that of the LWM group, which was not affected by the increased pressure.

    Since working memory is known to predict many higher-level brain functions, the research calls into question the ability of high-pressure tests such as the SAT, GRE, LSAT, and MCAT to accurately gauge who will succeed in future academic endeavors.


    Hmm, that must mean that no one scores extremely high on standardized tests, then.

    Oh, wait.

    They do.

    How can that be possible?! Could it be that some people are very bright, have good memories, AND can do well in high pressure situations?

    Does that mean that no one who might not do the best on standardized tests wouldn't make a good doctor or lawyer or graduate student? Of course not. But standardized tests are an imperfect solution for weeding out candidates, period. It's just like college: does college "prove" that you're smart? No, but it shows you have the willpower and wherewithal to perform the task, and many other intangibles that go along with it. Does standardized testing prove anything? No, but a lot is implicit in an outstanding test score, and THEN, for most of the things discussed here, such as medical school, law school, and other graduate programs, you go to the next level: personalized interviewing and personalized attention. Standardized tests are, again, just an imperfect way of whittling down the candidate pool in the most sensible way possible.

    You can't ignore people who perform extremely well on standardized tests.

  8. Re:Smart people crumble under pressure by bersl2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One's perceived level of intelligence is proportional to one's distance from the black/whiteboard.

  9. Re:Smart? by guacamolefoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I find that if I feel like I am becoming bored on a project I try to break it up into smaller challanges, each of which is individually intersting.

    I think that is excellent advice. In a manner of speaking, it is a way of "tricking" yourself -- viewed as a whole, many projects (after a burst of initial enthusiasm and excitement) become boring and work. Your method of dealing with it seems to me to be sensible. One of the frustrations in getting details on a project done is that some are fun to deal with and others seem to be intractable or involve doing things that aren't enjoyable or seem overwhelming, therefore, effort in those areas can peter out and those areas of the project wither on the vine.

    People with good systems in place to deal with common problems -- such as doing things that may not be enjoyable or, alternatively, figuring ways to maintain interest in projects to make sure that everything gets done or figuring a way out of this run-on sentence -- those are the people who tend to be successful. From my observations, it is less innate intelligence than good personal work systems that differentiate high performers from underachievers.

    In my line of work (I am an attorney) everyone has a college degree plus at least three years of graduate work, was smart enough to plan for and pass the bar, etc. Simply to get to be an attorney involves clearing a bunch of hurdles that weed people out who are ineffective on some fundamental level (insert lawyer jokes here if you want to be cynical). Starting with that base group of folks, I regularly observe some people who are chronic deadline-missers, who put out shoddy work, or who are otherwise not operating at as high a level as I think they should. Others seem to be able to get everything done and kick ass and take names while doing it. I wouldn't say that, as a general principle, the lower performers are "not as smart" or "not hard workers" -- the difference seems to me to be how effective their work systems are. And work systems are, essentially, ways to trick your brain into doing things that it really isn't meant to do.

    A book I recently read mentioned an example where, when you wish to remember to take something in to the office in the morning, you put it in front of the door. This is essentially a trick to overcome your morning sluggishness. Things like this, in other contexts, make up your systems for getting things done (I think that was the name of the book, FWIW -- "Getting things done"), and the better systems you have in place, the more effective you are.

    None of this speaks directly to the study described ever-so-briefly in the FA, but it does speak to the parent posts -- people that think of themselves as "inventors" to leave the details to others to finish up may simply have holes in their net of systems for methodically completing work. If their value as a sheer visionary is powerful enough, they may be valuable enough to an employer (or themselves) that the holes don't cause them career problems, but I'd bet that the same person with the same visionary ability with better work systems would be more successful, which is essentially a "me too" to the parent post.

    Forgive the length -- I'm a lawyer.

    GF.

  10. Smart Stupids by bburton · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ....Thus they do not deal with stress on a regular basis.
    I agree with you on this. I am in the US Air Force, and during basic training (a very mentally stressful time), I noticed that it was always the "book smart" guys who cracked under the pressure. I mean these guys got 4.0s in high school, scored perfect on the ASVAB test (not that it was that hard), yet they LITERALLY could not tie their shoes right. Needless to say the MTIs (Military Training Instructors, or "Drill Sargeants") DIDN'T like all that too much. Because of that, they flagged themselves, and thus drew more attention and therefore stress upon themselves. It was guys like that that the rest of us in the flight hated, which again compounded the stress levels for these poor guys.

    I know a guy who used to call people in this category "smart stupid" (hehe). As in they could rattle off the quadratic equation effortlessly (smart), but couldn't dress themselves correctly in the morning (stupid).

    But no worries, if the smart stupids make it through basic training, and stay in the military long enough, they get better.
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  11. Re:Smart? by Kurayamino-X · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's called ADD.

    We only think we're geniuses because others don't think like us and we get these absolutely awesome ideas sometimes, problem is while occasionally they are good ideas, and they could be practical, usually there is some kind of basic violation of the laws of physics that prevents it from working like it should and it takes me a week or two to figure it out, if I havn't forgot about it completely by then.

    We're not geniuses, we just get bored easily and try to find cool ways to ammuse ourselves.

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  12. Re:Smart? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Heh. Well said. Ok, well, not well said, but probably an accurate call.

    For all that, though, the grandparent is semi-right. The really smart, really innovative types rarely have the motivation, attention, or desire to see their ideas fully implemented - reality tends to intrude and twist things away from their "vision." When they do pull something off, they excel. When they don't, they're just another face in the crowd.

    (And for the record: I'm neither a genius nor innovative. I work with a few and, for the most part, they're annoying prima donnas. They just happen to have damn good ideas occasionally.)

  13. might as well admit it by vergil · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Got my ENGL degree and some honors crap on acid. Nothing like acing an honors class while watching miniature "Apocalypse Now"-style helicopter assaults taking place on the discussion table.


    -V

  14. Thinking under pressure... military-style by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This article made me laugh. I have an anecdote.

    See, although I have an Ivy League degree, psych major and CS minor... I'm supposedly quite a smart guy... I pulled a stint in the US Air Force, once upon a time. Let me tell you a little bit about Air Force basic training.

    When you're in USAF Basic Training (Lackland AFB, Texas), one of the duties you are expected to perform regularly (and impeccably) is Dorm Guard.

    You'd do Dorm Guard for a half hour. Your turn could come at any time of day. If it was in the middle of the night, the previous Dorm Guard would wake you, you'd go relieve him, and then after you were done yawning for a half hour (hopefully unchallenged) you'd wake up the next one and go back to bed.

    Your duties as Dorm Guard include making sure that anyone who wants in, has the proper identification/authorization, before you open the door. Now, there is a series of steps you have to follow, before you can let someone in. All of these are taken very seriously. These steps are posted *right next to the door*, and the TI even tells you to go ahead and (still with me?) ...put your finger... on each step, as you go through the security checks. I know, you're thinking, what is so damn hard about that.

    If you failed to perform the steps properly, bad things would happen. You would get a U ("unsatisfactory") for the week, which was bad because 3 U's and you'd get "recycled", meaning you'd have to switch to a different "flight" and stay in Basic longer. Oh, and you'd get quite an ass-chewing. In front of everyone. Suffice it to say there was a lot of pressure not to mess up, but that wasn't the worst of it...

    These TI's would pull all sorts of shit to try to trip you up. They'd show an ID with Mickey Mouse as the picture. With a dead-serious face, they'd show an ID with a false name like Ivana Koknballs (you couldn't laugh). They'd show an ID that expired in 1945. Etc. And if you were a little slow, fuggedaboutit. The worst thing, they'd start yelling. Sometimes even kicking the door. "Let me the hell in! LET ME IN! Airman, I'm going to send you to KP duty all weekend unless you open this door RIGHT THIS GODDAMN SECOND!" You were supposed to ignore it and do the steps. If you were successful, you were fine.

    It was the yelling that got to me. Every time. Even though the steps were RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, when a TI with the wide-brimmed hat is there, yelling red-faced and going full-force at the door, and you have to be firm and check all these things... I would constantly fuck it up. And then the REAL ass-chewing began. It got to a point where I would trade Dorm Guard for other duties- which was also a general Basic Training strategy to keep your nose clean- trade what you're good at for what you're not.

    Anyway, I still got recycled for 2 weeks, eventually. But after that I was fine. Sure taught me that being a smartypants was NOT everything...

    1. Re:Thinking under pressure... military-style by dcw3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I went through the same basic training as the parent back in '77. The only people I saw having serious trouble were those who took it very seriously. There was nothing really difficult (except the time I had 18hrs of KP...not punishment, but as a task). Even the PT was easy...we only had to run 1.5 miles in under 14:30 (which I can still easily do 28 yrs later). The hard part was keeping a straight face while the TI was chewing your ass, because 99% of the time it was just to get a reaction out of you, and for something truely trivial. I'm certain that all those TIs go and yuck it up every day with their friends/family about how they got some poor 18 yr old to wet his pants that day. All in all, the experience was a blast though, and it enabled me to get the Vietnam era GI bill (couldn't afford college after high school), nearly a year of computer tech training, and some great European travel.

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      Just another day in Paradise
  15. You just hit the bullseye. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm telling this from experience. I remember that some the hardest times I had was having bad grades. My parents usually said: "If you were stupid, we would understand, but you're not. You're a very smart kid". So, because I was smart, whenever I failed, I became something WORSE than stupid. I became USELESS.

    In other words, it was (according to their twisted logic) MY FAULT that I failed. I had to carry that burden for a long time.

    So, if anybody here is going to be a parent, please. Do NOT pressure your children. You'll regret later. Oh yes, you will.

  16. Re:Horribly useless by f8free · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These kinds of studies are what I like to call "horoscopes for the scientifically minded."

    Take from it the qualities which best stroke your own ego.

  17. Expectations by phorm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or it could be Calvin and Hobbes Syndrome. Anyone remember the comic where Calvin is happy he got a low grade, because it kept people's expectations down.

    This is especially true in a technical position. People pile on more and more work because they don't understand what is hard, what isn't, and what your breaking point might be. "Smart People" often have more technical jobs, or take more technical courses in school, etc etc.

    "Not as smart" people might take more labour-oriented jobs. And of course, the view of "smart" is skewed anyhow, my mechanic can't fix my computer in the same way I can't fix his car... we're both smart in different ways.

    1. Re:Expectations by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Interesting

      People pile on more and more work because they don't understand what is hard, what isn't, and what your breaking point might be.

      Actually, that's a fairly common management strategy to get the most possible out of someone. Keep on piling on the work and pressure until they screw up, then ease off a little. That way, they're working at (their) maximum capacity, and you're getting the best possible value out of them for the company. Sure, occasionally you'll push too far and someone will burn out or quit before you ease up, but they're replacable.

      Ain't treating everyone as just another resource great?

    2. Re:Expectations by f()rK()_Bomb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had a similar situation in my last job, where the more work i did or the faster i did it, the more work i got. When i started dosing off and reading slashdot between tasks workload dropped! This caused me to freak out and quit.

      I think the problem is the amount of people who simply do the bare minimum of work to get by is massive in comparison to people who just want to get the work done.

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      "The space elevator will be built about 50 years after everyone stops laughing." - Arthur C. Clarke ~1980
  18. Internet phenomenon by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Browse around the internet for a while (especially Livejournal). There are hundreds, maybe even thousands of self proclaimed geniuses with blogs all over the place - people who admit that they dropped out of high school or college, that they can't get a decent job (or any job), and that besides writing diary entries, they have nothing concrete to show anyone that displays their genius.

    It's a personality type. These people also complain at great length that the only reason they've never accomplished anything is that society measures their value incorrectly. Seriously, they are a dime a dozen.

    I went to college with some extremely intelligent, highly motivated friends who got excellent grades because they dedicated themselves to their schoolwork. I slacked off like crazy and got a low GPA and barely finished my degree. Do I make an excuse that I'm anything but a lazy slacker? No way. Do I call myself a misunderstood genius? Again - NO FUCKING WAY.

    Your ability to apply yourself to something is *important* if you are going to try to impress people with how brilliant you are. If you're not concerned with that (I never was) then quit making dumb excuses like you're an inventor genius and just admit that you're fucking lazy.

  19. HWM is different than just being "smart" by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What is funny is that for some reason everyone replying to this thread seems to think that this article applies to them because they consider themselves smart (and most of us on here probably are smart). However, most of us are probably smart in areas like math and science. These are generally not areas heavily affected by HWM. In fact I am best in areas like math but I probably have a rather low working memory. HWM individuals are the type that can usually read quickly through text and commit everything to memory without having to reread anything. I am sure that I am not alone here in being the type that once in while ends up reading paragraphs two or three times. On the other hand, a lot of really smart HWM folks that I know really stink at math.

  20. working-memory capacities? by espo812 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The article is misleading, I think.
    A new study finds that individuals with high working-memory capacity, which normally allows them to excel, crack under pressure and do worse on simple exams than when allowed to work with no constraints.
    Isn't the ability to work under pressure a factor in how likley someone is to suceeed? Sure having a "high working-memory" probably helps, but being able to manage pressure situations is sometimes even more useful. I think this is another case of matching personalities and skills and methods to the right task. I wouldn't want an astrophysicist negotiating my group's budget any more than I would want a benefits person writing software.
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    espo