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MS Security Chief Says Windows is Safer Than Linux

Kip Winger writes "Mike Nash, Microsoft's Chief Security Executive, has made claims that Windows is more secure than Linux. In a recent online chat, he staunchly defended Microsoft's record on security, basing part of his argument on how Windows Server 2003's 15 patches in the past year are far less than what RedHat or SuSE have had to endure." He also mentioned the recent purchase of Sybari and their Antivirus product.

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  1. Of course it is.... by beamz · · Score: 3, Funny

    when the machine is turned off.

  2. All true by ArsonSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

    My linux computer is so over run with spyware and viruses that it is completely unusable and it is firewalled.

    I connect my fresh installed XP system directly to the internet and I can go months before I get any malicous programs on my computer.

    hmm, or do I have that backwards?

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  3. That reminds me ... by graphicartist82 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... I need to approve the new MS patches on the SUS server.

  4. Request new Slashdot Section by Neil+Watson · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think we need a new section for these stories. I propose we call it 'Flamebait'.

  5. And later.. by salvorHardin · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...when the world stopped laughing, it was revealed this person might have some sort of conflict of interest, being that he works for MS and all....

  6. 15 patches. Hmmm by robslimo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Earlier this week, they released a slew of patches... 6 or 7 of them that affected XP SP2 and were rated critical. Perhaps they feel inadequate in comparision to Red Hat, et al and have some catching up to do?

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  7. In other news.... by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1, Funny

    In other news: North Korea announced it will cooperate with US and destroy its nuclear warheads as well as open access to inspectors from the West.

    1. Re:In other news.... by drgonzo59 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Irony:1 You:0

  8. Re:no patches available? by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 1, Funny

    You mistyped "Unsurprisingly".

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  9. Re:Microsoft is indeed safter than Linux* by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

    when put behind a baffling series of hardware and software firewalls destroying all connectivity with said Windows machine

    There's nothing baffling about pulling the ethernet plug.

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  10. Re:If I was getting paid a lot by mrjb · · Score: 2, Funny

    Me too, except they can't afford to pay that kind of money.

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  11. Re:What about by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I saw the title of this while taking a sip of my morning Caffene, and nearly sprayed my notebook. As it is the dribble of soda from my nose is causing me great pain.
    -nB

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  12. The numbers game: thanks Microsoft! by Morganth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perfect, let's start rating the security of our products by how many patches have been written and applied. What does this kind of numbers game encourage?

    (1) Don't write a patch, since that admits failure or insecure products.

    or

    (2) Wait a long time before writing and committing a patch, so you can do it as "one big patch" (otherwise known as, haha, a Service Pack!).

    Thanks Microsoft! Just your STATEMENTS make systems less secure (nevermind your engineering).

  13. There's a story about... by david.given · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...a lecture at a computer risks conference.

    The lecturer was, apparently, talking about the problems in writing mission-critical embedded devices, and at one point he asks his audience: "You all write embedded systems software. Tell me honestly; if your company wrote the software for a 747, how many of you would actually feel comfortable on board one?"

    One hand goes up.

    "You, sir! You're so confident in your software you'd trust your life to it?"

    "Hell, no," comes the reply. "But any plane running my team's software would never crash, because it'd never get off the ground..."

    I am confident in the level of safety given by running Windows on a mission-critical device.

  14. Re:What about by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't this a bit like claiming you are more healthy than someone else, because you've been to the hospital 40 days this year for your last-ditch chemotherapy? "Look at linux, it hasn't seen a doctor in over 10 years!".

  15. Re:What about by halivar · · Score: 3, Funny

    That analogy is much more appropriately applied to Windows. "Look at IE, it hasn't seen a patch in 10 months!"

  16. Article is missing the last half of the quote by Gruneun · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Of course, we didn't evaluate them with the network cables plugged in. We didn't want the Internet to skew our results. There's some dangerous shit out there."

  17. Re:Apples/Oranges by rcamera · · Score: 1, Funny

    you slashfolks should make up your minds... does a windows distribution contain a "handful" of programs? or do they bundle too many programs? please clarify

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  18. Remember "Hogan's Heros"? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    "We have zero escapes!"

  19. Re:What about by FyRE666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just like the fact that Slashdot have published this story using their classy "babyshit" stylesheet.

  20. You need to configure this option... by PenguiN42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    See screenshot: here

    HTH.

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  21. And in other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Satan has announced that Hell is really much nicer than Heaven.

  22. SCO is even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    SCO has fixed 0 vulnerabilities in the last year

    Microsoft has fixed 15.

    SCO is flawless...

  23. Re:What about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > a fair comparison would be only counting the patches to the kernel

    Guess that excludes IE from MS patches then

  24. MS employee says Windows is safer because... by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    MS employee says Windows is safer because using Linux puts him in danger of being fired.

    1. Re:MS employee says Windows is safer because... by IO+ERROR · · Score: 2, Funny
      MS employee says Windows is safer because using Linux puts him in danger of being fired.

      Yes, but he's got a great future in sales and marketing! Actually, he probably IS in sales and marketing.

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